If...

[Halo Jones]

FTFY

That explains a lot..

[MyUserName]

Nah the aliens live in Wales: I saw it in a move so it must be true..

FTFY

[DaveB]

We are all just Made of Meat...

[Halo Jones]

Nah the aliens talk to the whales: I saw it in a move so it must be true..

[MyUserName]

What if they came to earth and assumed that the water was where the main life forms are being as most of our planet is water? Then they looked for the biggest creatures and tried to speak to them but after various ships ignored their communication they went home shaking their numerous heads ....

[EternalOptimist]

What if they come to the conclusion that humans are not cruel enough ?

never judge an alien by your own standards. evah

[doodab]

Splitting hairs again old chap.

Not really. It's quite an important distinction.

I suspect they would also conclude that some cetaceans are fairly brutal as well. Dolphins form organised rape gangs for example.

[EternalOptimist]

If aliens are watching, they would quickly conclude humans are the cruellest monkey in the breed, killing, torturing and starving fellow monkeys on other islands whilst enslaving them.

All agree?

It depends what you mean by quickly

[oscarose]

Firstly, we aren't monkeys, we are apes. The absence of a tail is the distinguishing factor.

Splitting hairs again old chap.

[hyperD]

Given the huge energy required to traverse from the nearest star system (4+ light years away) or the advanced technology required to warp space to get here, I don't think the greys would want to come here with a large "Coooeee" banner, a fanfare and a group of dancing, scantily clad alien birds.

Hell, even I wish I had a cloaking device whenever I walk around the Peacocks Centre in Woking at lunchtime.

[d000hg]

We're not even apes (most of us anyway )

And what other species gives up food and resources for members of the species they never even met?

[doodab]

If aliens are watching, they would quickly conclude humans are the cruellest monkey in the breed, killing, torturing and starving fellow monkeys on other islands whilst enslaving them.

All agree?

Nope.

Firstly, we aren't monkeys, we are apes. The absence of a tail is the distinguishing factor.

Secondly, other monkeys, and apes, are brutal killers as well.

We just happen to be exceptionally creative and intelligent. It appears to be in the nature of creativity and intelligence that they are universally applicable, ergo we are as unusually creative and intelligent at slaughtering others as we are in any other sphere.

[sasguru]

Dude, go easy on the spliff, man.

[oscarose]

If aliens are watching, they would quickly conclude humans are the cruellest monkey in the breed, killing, torturing and starving fellow monkeys on other islands whilst enslaving them.

All agree?