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Couple of young scrotes were taking the pickey out of the Maccy Ds monks. I was hoping that maybe these monks came from a certain Shaolin temple.Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
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MF, SM and eek were out on the tiles last night.Originally posted by alluvial View PostPopped into town from the B&B last night for some tinnies and a Maccy D's. Park the car and notice about 5 Buddhist monks walking down the other side of the road.
Into Sainsbury's and in one of the aisles, there are two more buying Pot Noodles.
So, tinnies purchased, off I go for a quarter pounder with cheese and there are three more in there buying McFlurries.
Seemed a bit surreal at the time.
HTH
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Why, what's wrong with Buddhist nuns?Originally posted by xoggoth View PostBetter than priests or imams. At least Buddhism makes a bit of sense.
PS And way, way better than nuns, evil bastards!
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Are you sure they weren't wearing prison uniforms?Originally posted by alluvial View PostPopped into town from the B&B last night for some tinnies and a Maccy D's. Park the car and notice about 5 Buddhist monks walking down the other side of the road.
Into Sainsbury's and in one of the aisles, there are two more buying Pot Noodles.
So, tinnies purchased, off I go for a quarter pounder with cheese and there are three more in there buying McFlurries.
Seemed a bit surreal at the time.
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Mudskipper was waiting to meet a date at MacDonalds the other day. Didn't think she was into monks though
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Better than priests or imams. At least Buddhism makes a bit of sense.
PS And way, way better than nuns, evil bastards!
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Something You Don't See Everyday
Popped into town from the B&B last night for some tinnies and a Maccy D's. Park the car and notice about 5 Buddhist monks walking down the other side of the road.
Into Sainsbury's and in one of the aisles, there are two more buying Pot Noodles.
So, tinnies purchased, off I go for a quarter pounder with cheese and there are three more in there buying McFlurries.
Seemed a bit surreal at the time.Tags: None
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