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In the mud?Originally posted by Platypus View PostAnd if tiebreaks were resolved with a bout of wrestling?
Yes please.
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And if tiebreaks were resolved with a bout of wrestling?Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI just think it's a shame they stop the ladies tennis when it rains. I think I'd watch it more often if they played on through torrential downpours and big mudpuddles on the court.
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I just think it's a shame they stop the ladies tennis when it rains. I think I'd watch it more often if they played on through torrential downpours and big mudpuddles on the court.Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostAFAIK with the exception of Eastbourne, Wimbledon is the only grass surface on the professional circuit.
Players are simply more used to hard courts as that is what they play on for the rest of the year.
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QueensOriginally posted by Spacecadet View PostAFAIK with the exception of Eastbourne, Wimbledon is the only grass surface on the professional circuit.
Players are simply more used to hard courts as that is what they play on for the rest of the year.
Gerry Weber Open (Halle)
Some random tourney in the Netherlands
Hall of Fame tournament in the US
but yes, your point is correct.
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Oh you've seen her new handbag have you?Originally posted by SimonMac View PostYou mean when you had over the cash?
She earnt that!
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You mean when you had over the cash?Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostNo, no no, there's a special spot that you have to find, it's not just the g-spot, but there's another one that'll make her giggle in ecstasy. Keep trying; Mrs Mac's got that spot too.
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AFAIK with the exception of Eastbourne, Wimbledon is the only grass surface on the professional circuit.Originally posted by d000hg View PostStatistically, something like this is always going to happen some time regardless if there is a problem.
Murray discusses it in his column and doesn't see any problems, he blames players for treating the surface like a hard/clay court.
Players are simply more used to hard courts as that is what they play on for the rest of the year.
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No, no no, there's a special spot that you have to find, it's not just the g-spot, but there's another one that'll make her giggle in ecstasy. Keep trying; Mrs Mac's got that spot too.Originally posted by SimonMac View PostWhen girls laugh at you during sex, its usually means you are doing it wrong
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Inspection is not the same as actually playing. Yep, sportspeople sometimes blame the surface, but at that level they also tend to prepare for the circumstances very well; that's one of the things that makes them top sportspeople.Originally posted by d000hg View PostOne imagines they inspect the courts BEFORE play starts and therefore don't feel the need to investigate. Every year you see people sliding all over the place when the courts are virgin... and how many of the retirees have actually blamed the court anyway? Every year (as someone who watches the tournament fairly closely) players blame the court for being too fast or slow or slippery or dry... it's what sportsmen do!
Anyway, why am I getting into a discussion about a sport that I dont even like? Could it be something to do with tall blonde girls with skimpy clothing?
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One imagines they inspect the courts BEFORE play starts and therefore don't feel the need to investigate. Every year you see people sliding all over the place when the courts are virgin... and how many of the retirees have actually blamed the court anyway? Every year (as someone who watches the tournament fairly closely) players blame the court for being too fast or slow or slippery or dry... it's what sportsmen do!
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Also possible, but I don't like the attitude of complete denial sown by the officials; it could well be a statistical anomaly, but it's still worth investigating.Originally posted by d000hg View PostStatistically, something like this is always going to happen some time regardless if there is a problem.
Murray discusses it in his column and doesn't see any problems, he blames players for treating the surface like a hard/clay court.
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