Reply to: Jeremy Clarkson

[mcquiggd]

Wobble-free Blair hails new world order
Labour faithful cock-a-hoop, bearded ragheads tremble

Cherie Blair's naked pagan shower sex romps with topless model

Now come on, there must be an element of truth there in at least one of those stories...

[DaveB]

The site and the campaign looks like spoof. Probably a publicity stunt by Clarkson. I find some things on Top Gear amusing but I also find much of it including the presenters quite pretentious. They seem to be great drivers of other peoples cars while on a track but seem to be hopeless and amateurish on–road.

The Rockall Times is a spoof satirical site run by the same fine folk who bring you The Register. A quick shufty at the leading stories on the front page should give you the general flavour of the site...

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Rockall launches audacious World Cup 2022 bid
Arthur 'Big Dick' Scolari in shock move
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Defiant Iran rattles high-speed sabre
Germany on 'full dress-uniform' alert as crisis deepens
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Wobble-free Blair hails new world order
Labour faithful cock-a-hoop, bearded ragheads tremble
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Marauding kids terrorise northern Congo
ITV reality show ends in carnage
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West perfects propaganda superbomb
Intellect, memory and reason devastated by mass media terror weapon
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War: What every parent should know
Our essential dossier will mean the difference between life and death for your kiddies
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Emperor Mourinho threatens fabric of time and space
He's gonna blow, warn frantic boffins
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Government promises extended alphabet by 2004
Voters to gain 'at least two letters'
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W3C approves HTML 4 'emotitags'
Now you'll be able to say it with feeling
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Cherie Blair's naked pagan shower sex romps with topless model
Crystal-wielding witch 'healed' PM's wife in orgy of Bacchanalian lust
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Man's 11-inch penis is just car substitute, claim friends
Three attempts to pass driving test, then bought Lada estate

[NickIT]

So what ? Which do you two prefer, that ... or watching endless sermons from self serving politically correct fanatics.

Credit where credit is due please.

I hate Big Brother.

[BobTheCrate]

So what ? Which do you two prefer, that ... or watching endless sermons from self serving politically correct fanatics.

Credit where credit is due please.

[DodgyAgent]

To me it just seems like he's going through the motions. Pretending to still be the rebel journalist when he's now just another comfortable middle class TV celeb.

Still it's better than the usual tulipe on TV.

I could'nt agree more.

[DimPrawn]

To me it just seems like he's going through the motions. Pretending to still be the rebel journalist when he's now just another comfortable middle class TV celeb.

Still it's better than the usual tulipe on TV.

[John Galt]

I still think that Top Gear is one of the best things on telly (although to be fair it doesn't have a whole lot of competition) but I think Jezza is becoming a bit of a caricature(?) of himself if you know what I mean. He seems to just enjoy shocking now which really doesn't get the point across as well - he just comes across as a bit of a prat. Saying that I did agree with both him and Simon Cowell - there should be a special lane for people with nice cars

[DodgyAgent]

Cyclists are fair game as are children. It's only running over wildlife that I object to.

PS Of course it's a spoof!!

So what would you think of the fox that killed my children's rabbit?

[xoggoth]

Cyclists are fair game as are children. It's only running over wildlife that I object to.

PS Of course it's a spoof!!

[BobTheCrate]

Did anyone see the caravanning trip in TG this week.

Yep ... excellent stuff.

Clarkson (to ageing caravaning woman) :"So ... what do you do once you've arrived at a caravan park ?"

Woman (after long bemused thought) : "Fill the toilet up ?"

Excellent that Jeremy Clarkson has brought the PC brigades out of their chlostrophobic cupboards. Now we can see who a few more of these negative, small minded dickheads really are.

Whilst Clarkson commands respect & admiration from the 4 corners of Britain, these boring, negative prats, when a push comes to a shove, command absolutely no respect from anyone.

[NickIT]

The site and the campaign looks like spoof. Probably a publicity stunt by Clarkson. I find some things on Top Gear amusing but I also find much of it including the presenters quite pretentious. They seem to be great drivers of other peoples cars while on a track but seem to be hopeless and amateurish on–road.

Its the rockalltimes....think Onion!

Personally I rather enjoy Mr Clarkeson as an entertainer. His is not there to be taken seriously. I suspect he'd say the same if asked up front.

The Caravan trip - funniest thing I've seen on TV for far too long. When he dragged out the AK-47 I nearly pissed myself. Shame it all went up in flames Doh!

Top Gear is getting a tad boring though it must be said.

[HankWangford]

Did anyone see the caravanning trip in TG this week.

Fell of my chair!

how is the old caravanning forum holding up, anyone kept their membership active

[Clog II The Avenger]

The site and the campaign looks like spoof. Probably a publicity stunt by Clarkson. I find some things on Top Gear amusing but I also find much of it including the presenters quite pretentious. They seem to be great drivers of other peoples cars while on a track but seem to be hopeless and amateurish on–road.

[TheMonkey]

I run over anything that steps in front of the car Especially cyclists.

[xoggoth]

Careful, there will be some who will take this seriously. Like ME for a start!! The bastard actually said that if he saw a fox in the road he would steer straight for it. Hanging, drawing and quartering is much too good for him. He should at least be boiled first. Hating He-Who-Must-Be-Stabbed is not quite enough to get him off this rap, after all, who doesn't?