Why the poor don't move

[EternalOptimist]

Life of Pi


oops, sorry, wrong thread

[Pondlife]

Ah, I got it.

Lack of prowess

[Mich the Tester]

Yep, she's coughed it up (the meaning of lop, I mean, not that, well that too, but anyway);


L-o-o-o-o-o-w performance.

[doodab]

Thats a little close to home, my nickname was Lop, I won't say why!

Lives on pies?

[Pondlife]

Just be patient, I've got Mrs Mac on the line right now. Just doing the smalltalk now.

Loves other penises

[Mich the Tester]

Leaks on pants?

Just be patient, I've got Mrs Mac on the line right now. Just doing the smalltalk now.

[Pondlife]

Thats a little close to home, my nickname was Lop, I won't say why!

Leaks on pants?

[Mich the Tester]

Thats a little close to home, my nickname was Lop, I won't say why!

No need to, I'll ask Mrs Mac.

[SimonMac]

Speak for yourself.

Anyway, why does Mrs Mac keep calling you 'Floppy'?

Thats a little close to home, my nickname was Lop, I won't say why!

[Mich the Tester]

FTFY

Speak for yourself.

Anyway, why does Mrs Mac keep calling you 'Floppy'?

[SimonMac]

I'm over 40 and given the right visual stimuli I can get to maintain stiffness for 12 seconds.

FTFY

[Mich the Tester]

It must be hard being surrounded by all those dykes.

Rock hard.

[doodab]

I'm over 40 and given the right visual stimuli I can get to maximum stiffness in 12 seconds.

It must be hard being surrounded by all those dykes.

[Mich the Tester]

maximum stiffness is reached after about 12 hours.

I'm over 40 and given the right visual stimuli I can get to maximum stiffness in 12 seconds.

[doodab]

Rigor mortis commences 3-4 hours after they have frozen or starved to death and maximum stiffness is reached after about 12 hours.