Rigor mortis commences 3-4 hours after they have frozen or starved to death and maximum stiffness is reached after about 12 hours.
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I'm over 40 and given the right visual stimuli I can get to maximum stiffness in 12 seconds.Originally posted by doodab View Postmaximum stiffness is reached after about 12 hours.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014 -
It must be hard being surrounded by all those dykes.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI'm over 40 and given the right visual stimuli I can get to maximum stiffness in 12 seconds.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Rock hard.Originally posted by doodab View PostIt must be hard being surrounded by all those dykes.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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FTFYOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI'm over 40 and given the right visual stimuli I can get to maintain stiffness for 12 seconds.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Speak for yourself.Originally posted by SimonMac View PostFTFY
Anyway, why does Mrs Mac keep calling you 'Floppy'?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Thats a little close to home, my nickname was Lop, I won't say why!Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostSpeak for yourself.
Anyway, why does Mrs Mac keep calling you 'Floppy'?Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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No need to, I'll ask Mrs Mac.Originally posted by SimonMac View PostThats a little close to home, my nickname was Lop, I won't say why!And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Leaks on pants?Originally posted by SimonMac View PostThats a little close to home, my nickname was Lop, I won't say why!Comment
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Just be patient, I've got Mrs Mac on the line right now. Just doing the smalltalk now.Originally posted by Pondlife View PostLeaks on pants?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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