typing one handed with miss V, god its good!
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Previously on "Apologies for my Absence - I'm now a Daddy in Triplicate"
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Originally posted by sasguru View Post"Experts today warned of the catastropic increase in 4 kilo babies as yet another was born. It is a threat to the very fabric of our society and will lead to mass extinction in 4 weeks, said Dr. Dodgy. Meanwhile the latest 4 kilo baby was relaxing at his parents £250,000 Sikh Shed in Slough".
Congrats!
Actually they mentioned that they have had a massive increase in birth weight and have delivered quite a few obese babies 10 - 13 lb. (ours luckily was just well built both of us being quite tall).
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Daily Mail story
"Experts today warned of the catastropic increase in 4 kilo babies as yet another was born. It is a threat to the very fabric of our society and will lead to mass extinction in 4 weeks, said Dr. Dodgy. Meanwhile the latest 4 kilo baby was relaxing at his parents £250,000 mansion in Slough".
Congrats!
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9 3'Originally posted by mudskipper View Post9lb ish.
Was he a jaffa before? Who's the daddy of the other two then?
If they aren't mine there is someone out there that has the same genes, if you met them there would be no doubt. They do thankfully get their looks from their mother.
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