Reply to: Do you drink too much?

[BoredBloke]

I'm a binge drinker. I call it the weekend.

[TheFaQQer]

"You have no apparent problems with alcohol."

Not surprising since I've been teetotal for several years.

+1

[MaryPoppins]

You have no apparent problems with alcohol.

How very dull.

+1

Dullsville

[d000hg]

I have recently twigged the wife of one of my neighbours...

Calling it a twig is quite self-effacing

[darmstadt]

Good old Charles Bukowski:

“That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.”

“Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink.”

[minestrone]

I have recently twigged the wife of one of my neighbours is never around, I think she must have left him, he just passed by the house there which he does every evening when he goes down to sit in the window seat of one of the locals where you can see him chugging pint after pint for a few hours.

Lucky bastard.

[proggy]

I got "You are Keith Richards"

[Mich the Tester]

can you use a proper distance measurement like a Mile or Furlong

Bloody euro types invading our UK board

Other way around; CUK is slowly invading Europe. Bloody good job too as the Euroland contractor boards are rather dull.

[Spacecadet]

One beer garden! One hour! Midnight! Young people nowadays, pfui...3 beer gardens and 2 pubs spread over a distance of 200km, started at 10am, got home at 5am on another day

can you use a proper distance measurement like a Mile or Furlong

Bloody euro types invading our UK board

[minestrone]

You have no apparent problems with alcohol.

Mudskipper will be along any minute to ask if you are being honest with yourself and others.

[Mich the Tester]

You have no apparent problems with alcohol.

[Old Hack]

I think I am more of a bingey drinker type. I don't think I drink and awful lot, but if I do drink, the volume's high, and I'll not let a bottle sit unfinished. I know people who'll pop a bottle open, have a glass, then leave it until the next day. I can't do that.

I also can't simply pop out for a pint, for if I have decided I am going to have a drink, I utilise the opportunity to actually have a proper drink...

[darmstadt]

My problem is when I drink which seems to be few and far between I binge, for example last night I went to a beer garden for an hour before dinner, rolled in about midnight

One beer garden! One hour! Midnight! Young people nowadays, pfui...3 beer gardens and 2 pubs spread over a distance of 200km, started at 10am, got home at 5am on another day

[EternalOptimist]

I am a beer monster, normally. But I havn't had a beer for over a week now
It's good to know you can stop at the drop of a hat

another week of this then I am off on my adventures

[bless 'em all]

Q 11: How truthful were you when answering the questions?

a) Completely truthful
b) I answered based on my 'best' week.
c) I told fibs
d) Truth comes in the bottom of a bottle

B.

I'm drunk right now.