Which forum member is so pathetic that even their sock puppet can't get laid? - Contractor UK Bulletin Board

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SimonMac replied

4 June 2013, 13:27
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

Sockpuppets, by their very nature, have a hand up their arse.
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SimonMac replied

4 June 2013, 13:26
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

How come I'm ahead of this list. KP isn't one of mine. All the others are though.

Because when i think annoying chunt you are the first name we think of
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eek replied

4 June 2013, 11:09
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

How come I'm ahead of this list. KP isn't one of mine. All the others are though.

Its a popularity contest. This just shows how (un)popular you actually are.
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mudskipper replied

4 June 2013, 11:06
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

The poll is about getting laid, not fisted, I wanted to keep it relevant.

Sockpuppets, by their very nature, have a hand up their arse.
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MarillionFan replied

4 June 2013, 10:47
How come I'm ahead of this list. KP isn't one of mine. All the others are though.
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DimPrawn replied

4 June 2013, 10:36
I do all sockies, plenty quickness, much cheapness.
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Spacecadet replied

4 June 2013, 10:25
Originally posted by Alias View Post

is this thread targeting someone?

tulip, we've been rumbled
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sockiefindergeneral replied

4 June 2013, 10:25
Ducking stool is readied. Bring fourth the sockies.
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Alias replied

4 June 2013, 10:12
is this thread targeting someone?
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Bunk replied

4 June 2013, 09:46
Wilmslow
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KentPhilip replied

4 June 2013, 09:46
I can't vote of course, because (if I WAS a sockpuppet) I would know the answer
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northernladuk replied

4 June 2013, 09:45
I thought they were all MF's sockies personally so haven't a clue what to vote....
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northernladyuk replied

4 June 2013, 09:45
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

The poll is about getting laid, not fisted, I wanted to keep it relevant.

It's also inaccurate as the old man will fist anyone with a fist full of used oncers.
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SimonMac replied

4 June 2013, 09:44
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Wouldn't 'Andyw couldn't get fisted in a brothel full of cash' be better?

The poll is about getting laid, not fisted, I wanted to keep it relevant.
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Mich the Tester replied

4 June 2013, 09:43
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

I hope I haven't disappointed

Wouldn't 'Andyw couldn't get fisted in a brothel full of cash' be better?
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