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Previously on "Ed Balls on the tube this morning"

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    Is Ed Balls the Tories' greatest electoral asset?
    Probably yes. Although Miliband's voice runs a close second.

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Is Ed Balls the Tories' greatest electoral asset?

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  • vetran
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    Its turned his mind poor lamb

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2335438/We-didnt-run-debt-Government-says-Balls-IS-on.html?ico=news^headlines


    There is 'no evidence' that the last Labour government ran up too much debt, Ed Balls said yesterday.

    The claim, which was immediately ridiculed by the Tories, came as he announced plans to increase borrowing if his party wins the next election.

    The Shadow Chancellor used a speech on the economy to claim that the next Labour government would impose 'iron discipline' on spending.
    Just think if he hadn't met you on the tube he would have made sense.

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  • Scruff
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    Originally posted by aussielong View Post
    Did you know that your name is an anagram of SPUNKBUBBLE


    I am afraid that is the sockie-spelled version...

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  • Bunk
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    Originally posted by aussielong View Post
    Did you know that your name is an anagram of SPUNKBUBBLE
    I think it was supposed to be backwards but he f***ed it up

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  • aussielong
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    Originally posted by ELBBUBKUNPS View Post
    Got on the tube this morning only for this sweaty dirty shirted man, with a gimp (helper) in toe to stand next to me. I thought that looks like Ed Balls, then remebered the dirty shirt and thought no he wouldnt but it was.
    Did you know that your name is an anagram of SPUNKBUBBLE

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  • bobspud
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    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    I would have been starstruck, and just stared at him with a silly grin for the entire journey.
    I had the opportunity to push Geoff Hoon off the top balcony of the O2 once. I couldn't do it though, he (unlike that utter bastard Ed Balls) had a look of shame in his eyes. You could see that he knew full well that he was a scapegoat and that he had been given the job to be screwed on purpose... Shame for him really.

    I Can't and wont have any sympathy for bollock head though. I have a bag of rabid squirrels with his name on

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  • Doggy Styles
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    I would have been starstruck, and just stared at him with a silly grin for the entire journey.

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  • bobspud
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    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
    ...and you didn't punch him the face?
    ^ This ^

    better yet its a shame that no one thought to put him under the train he got on

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  • GB9
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    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
    ...and you didn't punch him the face?
    You say that, but I sat opposite Hilary Benn on the way home on Friday afternoon and I exchanged pleasantries with him. I didn't realise it was him until half an hour later, but I still didn't kick him, even though all my morals said I should have.

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  • Lockhouse
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    Originally posted by ELBBUBKUNPS View Post
    Got on the tube this morning only for this sweaty dirty shirted man, with a gimp (helper) in toe to stand next to me. I thought that looks like Ed Balls, then remebered the dirty shirt and thought no he wouldnt but it was.
    Him and half the shadow cabinet were on the next table to us at Helene Darroze's restaurant in Paris last year. Can't stand any of them.

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  • Old Hack
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    Why. There are entire rings of hell reserved just for him after the Devil explains to other residents what he did to their pensions.
    I like it, prolong the pain; I admire your fortitude, for I couldn't have resisted....

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
    ...and you didn't punch him the face?
    Why. There are entire rings of hell reserved just for him after the Devil explains to other residents what he did to their pensions.

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  • Old Hack
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    Originally posted by ELBBUBKUNPS View Post
    Got on the tube this morning only for this sweaty dirty shirted man, with a gimp (helper) in toe to stand next to me. I thought that looks like Ed Balls, then remebered the dirty shirt and thought no he wouldnt but it was.
    ...and you didn't punch him the face?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by ELBBUBKUNPS View Post
    Got on the tube this morning only for this sweaty dirty shirted man, with a gimp (helper) in toe to stand next to me. I thought that looks like Ed Balls, then remebered the dirty shirt and thought no he wouldnt but it was.
    Well, they dont like washing their dirty laundry in public






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