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Previously on "The infestation of CUK by cretins"

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    I think you may have dodged a bullet there.
    a bullet ?

    <cough>

    purple headed, wobbly warhead , more likely

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post
    He fancies you - it's his way of letting you know that he wants you.
    I think you may have dodged a bullet there.

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  • norrahe
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    Wot no recipe for soup?

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  • vetran
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    AssGuru flounce - hurrah!

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  • bless 'em all
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    Originally posted by Ticktock View Post
    Was it me? I get called a cretin, rep'd as a thick twat, and then this thread appears moments later?

    Please can I be the straw that broke the cretin's back?
    He fancies you - it's his way of letting you know that he wants you.

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  • Ticktock
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    Was it me? I get called a cretin, rep'd as a thick twat, and then this thread appears moments later?

    Please can I be the straw that broke the cretin's back?

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  • original PM
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    seem a bit like a thread started just to attack one (or more) posters on CUK

    which apparently carries a penalty probably

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    And since I can't afford broadband any more, I'm going to give it a miss for a while.
    Have fun!
    we'll miss you like a fart in the face.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    looks like we have a 97% concensus Sas

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  • fullyautomatix
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Is it because there are loads of unemployed twats around, or due to the crapness of Labour educashun or due to intelligent families not having as many kids as thick ones over the last half-century or so?
    Who was it who posted that link of falling IQ in the UK?
    The evidence is here.
    And since client 2 has come good, and I'm going to be busy, I'm going to give it a miss for a while.
    Have fun!

    Labour did their mighty best to completely dumb down education. This was a massive social engineering plan they had to lower the intelligence of the masses so that they can be controlled in the name of democracy. The idea was to dumb the population down so much that they would be completely dependent on the state and hence would vote Labour into perpetual power. Presumably they got this inspiration from North Korea.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Is it because there are loads of unemployed twats around, or due to the crapness of Labour educashun or due to intelligent families not having as many kids as thick ones over the last half-century or so?
    Who was it who posted that link of falling IQ in the UK?
    The evidence is here.
    And since client 2 has come good, and I'm going to be busy, I'm going to give it a miss for a while.
    Have fun!
    Its ok, I can give you a vaccine from cretins, just sent £20 and I will give you a cooties shot

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  • DimPrawn
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    A 2nd client.

    So is that just hand relief or the full works you are providing?

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  • MyUserName
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Is it because there are loads of unemployed twats around, or due to the crapness of Labour educashun or due to intelligent families not having as many kids as thick ones over the last half-century or so?
    Who was it who posted that link of falling IQ in the UK?
    The evidence is here.
    And since client 2 has come good, and I'm going to be busy, I'm going to give it a miss for a while.
    Have fun!
    Nurse! Nurse, he's out of bed again!!!!!!

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    my pea brain is hurting. excuse me while I go for a lie down
    there there.

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Who was it who posted that link of falling IQ in the UK?
    The evidence is here.
    And since client 2 has come good, and I'm going to be busy
    I can see a rise in collective intelligence occurring soon

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