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Previously on "Praise Jebus, he is reborn!"
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Since Jesus's return will be obvious to all, it might be more fun to speculate on who the Anti-Christ is?
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Originally posted by Old Hack View PostThe last time I was acquainted with that particular item of fiction, the bible, I’d say it mentioned that the Romans did a little more than tease him about it...
Originally posted by SimonMac View PostI just thought Cliphead was the pilot?!
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostOf course they did. Peter and the disciples came to realise/believe it while he was still with them, and the Romans teased him about it.
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostWhat's Jiz tax?
It's coming......
get it?
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostWhat has Islam to say on the subject?
"Allah's Apostle said, "The Hour will not be established until the son of Mary (Mariam) (i.e. Jesus) descends amongst you as a just ruler, he will break the cross, kill the pigs, and abolish the Jizya tax. Money will be in abundance so that nobody will accept it (as charitable gifts)."
So basically he's not coming back until money is worthless........
That’s unfair, not all police are bad.
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Well, here's one man that the State want to crucify.
Or was it a pontius pilot that tried to authorise his execution recently?
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostI was talking about Jesus' return... since it's the same person returning anyone who has been born in the last century is automatically out of the running.
"Allah's Apostle said, "The Hour will not be established until the son of Mary (Mariam) (i.e. Jesus) descends amongst you as a just ruler, he will break the cross, kill the pigs, and abolish the Jizya tax. Money will be in abundance so that nobody will accept it (as charitable gifts)."
So basically he's not coming back until money is worthless........
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So is it like a Schrodinger's Jesus? Where he is both alive and dead?
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