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EternalOptimist replied

16 May 2013, 16:13
Originally posted by cojak View Post

Oh, go on then.

*wipes hand down trouser leg*

There is a long life line, missy .If you come into my booth I will show you a peenes

I see you leaning upon a lampost at the corner of the street
in case a certain little fellow comes by
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EternalOptimist replied

16 May 2013, 16:11
Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post

OK I'm holding my palm up to the monitor. Now please don't use it to waz yourself off with..

Young Padawan
Serious callouses caused by excessive masturbation, you have. Herh herh herh.
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EternalOptimist replied

16 May 2013, 16:04
Originally posted by hyperD View Post

Me oh wise EO! Me! Me! Me!

I see great wealth. I see trees of green , red roses too.
wait!!
wait!!
I see em bloom, for me and you.

what a wonderful future
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DimPrawn replied

16 May 2013, 13:14
Originally posted by cojak View Post

Oh, go on then.

*wipes hand down trouser leg*

EO's trouser leg?
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cojak replied

16 May 2013, 13:13
Oh, go on then.

*wipes hand down trouser leg*
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shaunbhoy replied

16 May 2013, 12:53
Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post

OK I'm holding my palm up to the monitor.

Wow!!! So many fingers..............and all webbed too. You related to Troll by any chance?
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KentPhilip replied

16 May 2013, 12:49
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

hold your palm up to your monitor

OK I'm holding my palm up to the monitor. Now please don't use it to waz yourself off with..
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mudskipper replied

16 May 2013, 12:07
Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post

Ok, who lost three kids

You can have mine if you want.
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alreadypacked replied

16 May 2013, 11:59
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

I see three children, a handsome prince and a juicy contract

Ok, who lost three kids
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hyperD replied

16 May 2013, 11:56
Me oh wise EO! Me! Me! Me!
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EternalOptimist replied

16 May 2013, 11:49
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

mememe!

mudskipper. you need a man like a fish needs a bicycle. You will travel far, meet many stangers who will become friends and one day a rusty bike in a lake will be yours
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norrahe replied

16 May 2013, 11:47
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

ahhh. a black cat will bring you luck, a calico will bring pleasure and a hairy pussy will bring you joy

hairballs
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EternalOptimist replied

16 May 2013, 11:46
Originally posted by norrahe View Post

go on then

ahhh. a black cat will bring you luck, a calico will bring pleasure and a hairy pussy will bring you joy
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EternalOptimist replied

16 May 2013, 11:44
Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post

Me next

I see three children, a handsome prince and a juicy contract
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DimPrawn replied

16 May 2013, 11:29
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

mememe!

You are going to meet a fat, agressive yank wannabe attention seeker and have a whirlwind romance at a Pizza Hut all you can eat for a fiver day.
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