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You are going to meet a fat, agressive yank wannabe attention seeker and have a whirlwind romance at a Pizza Hut all you can eat for a fiver day. -
I see three children, a handsome prince and a juicy contractOriginally posted by alreadypacked View PostMe next
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ahhh. a black cat will bring you luck, a calico will bring pleasure and a hairy pussy will bring you joyOriginally posted by norrahe View Postgo on then(\__/)
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hairballsOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View Postahhh. a black cat will bring you luck, a calico will bring pleasure and a hairy pussy will bring you joyComment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View Postmememe!
mudskipper. you need a man like a fish needs a bicycle. You will travel far, meet many stangers who will become friends and one day a rusty bike in a lake will be yours(\__/)
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Ok, who lost three kidsOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI see three children, a handsome prince and a juicy contract
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You can have mine if you want.Originally posted by alreadypacked View PostOk, who lost three kids
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OK I'm holding my palm up to the monitor. Now please don't use it to waz yourself off with..Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Posthold your palm up to your monitorComment
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Wow!!! So many fingers..............and all webbed too. You related to Troll by any chance?Originally posted by KentPhilip View PostOK I'm holding my palm up to the monitor.
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