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Mich the Tester replied

16 May 2013, 12:33
Originally posted by NoddY View Post

Little did I know when I flushed that one away it would end up in Hong Kong.

You shat an inflatable toy? Do you do this often? Have you spoken to a doctor about this?
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NoddY replied

16 May 2013, 12:28
Little did I know when I flushed that one away it would end up in Hong Kong.
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RSoles replied

15 May 2013, 19:50
Jabba the Hutt sunbathing.
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darmstadt replied

15 May 2013, 19:48
I will be placing my new "Piece d'Art" on the other side of the park:

And am currently working on a new project:
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mudskipper replied

15 May 2013, 19:25
There's a fine tradition of turds in art. Gilbert and George for example.
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istvan replied

15 May 2013, 18:35
This is plagiarism. Someone copied my production.
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Mich the Tester replied

15 May 2013, 15:32
Originally posted by zeitghost

It's even less recognisable that that submarine made of old tyres.

That's because you've never done a human poo. Gorn poo probably looks entirely different.
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Mich the Tester replied

15 May 2013, 14:03
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

The kind of art produced by an artist who demands that his work is recognised as art, even if it's a bit rubbish really.

Has he demanded that it be recognised as anything at all?

yes, I think it's a bit poo too
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NotAllThere replied

15 May 2013, 13:56
The kind of art produced by an artist who demands that his work is recognised as art, even if it's a bit rubbish really.
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Mich the Tester replied

15 May 2013, 11:43
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Well I think it's sh1t!

No it isn't. It's a large irregularly formed brown inflatable object that might not represent anything at all. Your eyes see that object and your brain interprets it as a sh1t, even thought it's far too big to be the turd of any known animal. It says more about your brain than about the artist's concept. In other words everyone who looks at it and calls it a turd/poo/tulip/crap/faeces etc. is a tulip-for-brains.

And now you all now who did a modern art course as a minor subject at a second rate poly.

Last edited by Mich the Tester; 15 May 2013, 11:48.
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Mich the Tester replied

15 May 2013, 11:29
Magritte would have written 'ceci n'est pas une crotte' on the side of it.
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original PM replied

15 May 2013, 11:29
well done!
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Lockhouse replied

15 May 2013, 11:28
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

No, right is a stocky Asian gentleman.

He seems to be admiring the big turd in the centre.
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Mich the Tester replied

15 May 2013, 11:25
Originally posted by original PM View Post

thats just a big turd right?

No, right is a stocky Asian gentleman.

He seems to be admiring the big turd in the centre.
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northernladuk replied

15 May 2013, 11:24
Well I think it's sh1t!
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