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shaunbhoy replied

16 May 2013, 12:17
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

When it comes to original, the closest Old Hack has got is mincing past the Levi's stand at Top Shop.

ftfy
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MarillionFan replied

16 May 2013, 12:05
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

Ooops.....there goes another rib!!

When it comes to original, the closest Old Hack has got is walking past the Levi's stand at Top Shop.
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shaunbhoy replied

16 May 2013, 11:53
Originally posted by Old Hack View Post

It's what MF and Shaunyboy have sex with. Being the fat chunts they are, they also then eat it, you know, all that protein and fibre...

Ooops.....there goes another rib!!
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Old Hack replied

16 May 2013, 08:51
Originally posted by Hairy Mary View Post

What's a sockie?

It's what MF and Shaunyboy have sex with. Being the fat chunts they are, they also then eat it, you know, all that protein and fibre...
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MarillionFan replied

16 May 2013, 05:49
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

I was thinking more of Don and Davey Stott. Don't start starting, Davey. Stop starting... etc.

Don't you ever stop loving me. Oooooooooo!
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NotAllThere replied

15 May 2013, 07:43
I was thinking more of Don and Davey Stott. Don't start starting, Davey. Stop starting... etc.
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eek replied

15 May 2013, 05:42
sorry just couldn't resist.
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eek replied

15 May 2013, 05:40
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

Oy! Don't start starting...
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NotAllThere replied

15 May 2013, 05:25
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Oh yeah. That's up there with 'the dog ate my homework', 'it's not you it's me' and 'that's never happened before, it must be stress'.

Oy! Don't start starting...
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eek replied

15 May 2013, 05:21
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Oh yeah. That's up there with 'the dog ate my homework', 'it's not you it's me' and 'that's never happened before, it must be stress'.

Quite true. However the 40,000 rep points attached to that post show that some people did believe me (albeit more fool them).
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MarillionFan replied

15 May 2013, 05:11
Originally posted by eek View Post

I'm blaming tapatalk. I saw MFs insult but totally missed NotAllThere's instructions.

Ho hum.

Oh yeah. That's up there with 'the dog ate my homework', 'it's not you it's me' and 'that's never happened before, it must be stress'.
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NotAllThere replied

15 May 2013, 05:01
I'll ban tapatalk next time. Never could get it working.
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eek replied

14 May 2013, 17:33
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

I'm blaming tapatalk. I saw MFs insult but totally missed NotAllThere's instructions.

Ho hum.
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mudskipper replied

13 May 2013, 14:36
Originally posted by eek View Post

What on earth do you do to get infractions. I even start threads to insult people and don't get infractions.

I almost feel unloved.

Originally posted by eek View Post

Every time I visit my profile my sole infraction sits there to remind me of MF's personality issues.
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Zippy replied

13 May 2013, 13:56
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

I agree. Eek has crossed that line in the sand one too many times. He also said your lass was a 'hoor'. Personally I wouldn't stand for it.

I think that should be hoo-er (or possibly 'ho' if you are down south). No wonder you were banned.
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