Everton's Next Manager

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EternalOptimist replied

9 May 2013, 14:03
Originally posted by Old Hack View Post

If you think Beckham is dumb, Rooney will provide a new yardstick for that particular measure.

There are many different types of intelligence, Rooney has what is known as a 'football brain'

i.e. a pigs bladder full of air
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Old Hack replied

9 May 2013, 14:00
Originally posted by proggy View Post

Never judge a Shrek by his ugly mug, there could be an untapped Nobel laureate brain in his large baldy noggin!

So Rooney may have an unknown known in that respect.

Sas would be proud.
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proggy replied

9 May 2013, 13:41
Originally posted by Old Hack View Post

But managed to speak Spanish to the press...

If you think Beckham is dumb, Rooney will provide a new yardstick for that particular measure.

Never judge a Shrek by his ugly mug, there could be an untapped Nobel laureate brain in his large baldy noggin!
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Old Hack replied

9 May 2013, 13:11
Originally posted by proggy View Post

But not really, Beckham played there and he is hardly the brightest.

But managed to speak Spanish to the press...

If you think Beckham is dumb, Rooney will provide a new yardstick for that particular measure.
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Doggy Styles replied

9 May 2013, 13:08
Originally posted by original PM View Post

PSG I reckon

You might be right there. They have loads of money and look like they could.

Where else could he go in England? The only ones who could afford him are Chelsea or Man City. Possibly Spurs or Arsenal as well, but he'd want to challemge for titles so I doubt he go to either of them.
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proggy replied

9 May 2013, 12:56
Originally posted by stek View Post

He'd have to speak the lingo though, which is a shame because his English has really improved lately...

But not really, Beckham played there and he is hardly the brightest.
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stek replied

9 May 2013, 12:50
Everton's Next Manager

Originally posted by proggy View Post

Any other British club is a step down from Man Utd, I reckon he is off to Barca or Real.

He'd have to speak the lingo though, which is a shame because his English has really improved lately...
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original PM replied

9 May 2013, 12:47
PSG I reckon
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proggy replied

9 May 2013, 12:46
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Now they have RVP they can let Rooney go. But Everton couldn't possibly afford him. Maybe Chelsea?

Any other British club is a step down from Man Utd, I reckon he is off to Barca or Real.
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d000hg replied

9 May 2013, 12:42
Now they have RVP they can let Rooney go. But Everton couldn't possibly afford him. Maybe Chelsea?
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quackhandle replied

9 May 2013, 12:33
It's going to be Agent Rafa.

qh
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stek replied

9 May 2013, 12:32
Everton's Next Manager

Originally posted by Mikeoc1962 View Post

Wayne Rooney as Everton player manager.

Everton need a manager

Utd want to get rid of him

Boyhood

fan returns to lead club on and off the pitch.

Rooney needs a brain.
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Mikeoc1962 started a topic Everton's Next Manager

9 May 2013, 12:29
Everton's Next Manager
Wayne Rooney as Everton player manager.

Everton need a manager

Utd want to get rid of him

Boyhood

fan returns to lead club on and off the pitch.
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