Reply to: Weekend Plans

[SimonMac]

Awaiting police report of unexplained murder of Simon's Ex

If I killed her I'd be stuck with the kids!

[eek]

Awaiting police report of unexplained murder of Simon's Ex

[shaunbhoy]

there's more culture, education and money, in Stoke Gabriel,

Stoke Gabriel?? Jeezus, the land that time forgot!! FFS, this just gets funnier.
Do promise to keep us all in the loop on this migration OH. It will be like "The Wicker Man" meets "Deliverance".

[SimonMac]

For the first time in a while I have something to look forward to this weekend, that for once is not about the kids, I will probably mess things up as I always do, but at least I am trying.

If it goes well I might give the details on Tuesday, if badly Cojak might get it out of me with a few drinks on Northern Grub Glub on Wednesday

[Old Hack]

I'm glad you have plumped for the South Hams OH. You will fit right in there with your particular blend of rednecked belligerence.
The place is already swamped with slackjawed bumpkins such as yourself, and even in the more cosmopolitan areas like Totnes, people still throw bread to the Air Ambulance. The area is made for you, and it gives those of us living elsewhere in the county a chance to distance ourselves from you and your brood. And that can only be a good thing.

Oh dear, you really don't get irony do you

I can understand why you don't want to leave North Prospect, surrounded by your 6 fingered kin, but I can assure you, there's more culture, education and money, in Stoke Gabriel, then there is in swilly. 3 of the top 10 schools in the country in the south hams too, but I can understand how you don't see the relevance of schools being important, joining the Junior infantry straight from failing your 2 CSE's as you did

You keep thinking swilly's the place to be, and I'll enjoy the south hams, the fishing, the sailing, the sunshine

It does make me laugh, that you've moved from Scotland, to one of the worst regional cities in England, and consider it a step up

You're genuinely too stupid to believe fat boy. Genuinely

[hyperD]

...people still throw bread to the Air Ambulance...

Credit where it's due, that's a corker!!


(from TPDII) - just back from my mates "studio" - what a great setup - custom guitars, mixing desk, mikes, midi switches, vocal harmoniser (TC Helicon Harmony G XT - totally totally awesome machine - at one point there were three hyperDs singing with me!).

Totally blew me away just how good it makes your voice sound compared with just strumming an acoustic guitar and warbling.

[Lockhouse]

....people still throw bread to the Air Ambulance....

[shaunbhoy]

Down to the south hams house hunting

I'm glad you have plumped for the South Hams OH. You will fit right in there with your particular blend of rednecked belligerence.
The place is already swamped with slackjawed bumpkins such as yourself, and even in the more cosmopolitan areas like Totnes, people still throw bread to the Air Ambulance. The area is made for you, and it gives those of us living elsewhere in the county a chance to distance ourselves from you and your brood. And that can only be a good thing.

[darmstadt]

Shopping followed by beer and football and then maybe more beer (actually Ebbelwoi.) Was going to go to the biergarten but the weather is pretty foul.

Tomorrow will be chilling followed by a Tabasco Turkey Bolognese and then off to see Kraan in a small hall here:

(Oh, and invoicing!)

[Old Hack]

You forgot wa*king-back.

ftfy

[bless 'em all]

Booze
Fast-food
Wa*king-off

You forgot walking-back.

[Jeff Maginty]

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[Lockhouse]

On the plus front I got TOGAF certified today.

On the minus side I broke my toe and won't be making the best use of my new gym membership for the next four to six weeks.

Daughter staying this weekend. Off for an Italian tomorrow.

[d000hg]

Always have been just don't shout about it. Although the Diocese officially hate me due to my comments about their competency at a meeting last week.

Are you heading to Leeds Grub Club on Wednesday?

Nah, I forgot about it and probably couldn't be arsed with 2hrs train and back

I'll just be jealous when the pictures come out!

[cailin maith]

Chinese & wine tonight with himself.

Prob town & then the park tomorrow afternoon if weather is nice still.

Out with the girls tomorrow night

Himself out on Sunday afternoon so I'll prob take Jnr out somewhere.

Monday - no idea yet - weather will be the deciding factor