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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
    I'd have thought you of all people would know the difference twixt goat n sheep
    Science of the lambs: Boffins grow GLOW-IN-THE-DARK sheep ? The Register

    Shepherds who watch their flocks by night could soon have a much easier job: South American scientists have successfully reared a phosphorescent sheep.

    Boffins at the Animal Reproduction Institute of Uruguay implanted a glow-in-the-dark gene from the Aequorea victoria jellyfish into nine sheep.

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  • Old Hack
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    Only from behind
    Ah, of course...

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to DodgyAgent again.

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
    I'd have thought you of all people would know the difference twixt goat n sheep

    Only from behind

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  • Old Hack
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    No. You have to form a Qu-ewe!!

    I'd have thought you of all people would know the difference twixt goat n sheep

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
    Are there enough goats to go round, to service a bus load of people?
    No. You have to form a Qu-ewe!!

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  • KentPhilip
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    PS. The goats are also up a very steep hill, but there is regular public transport.
    Are there enough goats to go round, to service a bus load of people?

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    I've been out on a pub crawl in Llandudno and goat shagger would have been more accurate (you'd really need a cab to get to the sheep - at least 2 miles away - or a walk up a very steep hill)
    PS. The goats are also up a very steep hill, but there is regular public transport.
    Awwwww, were you feeling a little neglected there

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  • Zippy
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    I've been out on a pub crawl in Llandudno and goat shagger would have been more accurate (you'd really need a cab to get to the sheep - at least 2 miles away - or a walk up a very steep hill)
    PS. The goats are also up a very steep hill, but there is regular public transport.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    Wear a kilt, no zip to alert them.

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  • KentPhilip
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    Well he pleaded guilty, so we'll never know whether he was actually guilty, there having been no trial.
    He was certainly disorderly, and the fine for that was probably also £150.

    He could have gone not guilty on the racial part of it, but thought what's the point given the fine is the same.

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Impossible to catch a sheep I found, they run too fast.
    Wear a kilt, no zip to alert them.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Try Rohypnol.
    Try Velcro Gloves

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Impossible to catch a sheep I found, they run too fast.
    Try Rohypnol.

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  • xoggoth
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    Impossible to catch a sheep I found, they run too fast.

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