Reply to: Monkeys vs Daleks thread

[DaveB]

Certainly. Every Tesco on Skaro has an entire isle devoted to it.

Since no one else bothered

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Aisle

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[The Lone Gunman]

Now I am going to waste my entire day off trying to recall if they had glue guns in ZX81 days. It will probably be my most exciting day off in years.

Monkeys, using the term loosely, get my vote. Only monkeys have huge coloured arses and enormous swollen sticky out female bits. And those Bonabos! At it with everything. That's what I want to come back as in my next decent down the karmic ladder.

Before making the decision on your next incarnation remember a pigs orgams lasts half an hour! (according to some email spam I once read).

[xoggoth]

Now I am going to waste my entire day off trying to recall if they had glue guns in ZX81 days. It will probably be my most exciting day off in years.

Monkeys, using the term loosely, get my vote. Only monkeys have huge coloured arses and enormous swollen sticky out female bits. And those Bonabos! At it with everything. That's what I want to come back as in my next descent down the karmic ladder.


Edit
Decent changed to descent before fleetwod comes along. Also I hate the word decent

[TheMonkey]

The fish finger helped to stop the ram pack rocking on the back of the ZX81...

I used glue gun glue!

Please note, this is not a reflection of my code quality or attitude when working on contracts.

[DimPrawn]

**** what have I started.

[XLMonkey]

Apparently, he was preserved for millions of years in amber, still attempting to have one off the wrist.

LB, it's all very well making like some ancient evil from beyond time, but we all know that what you really want is a little bit of love and attention from a willing female....

.... even if she is a bit, hairy....
....and short....
....and rubber lipped.....

... oh dear, I think we've got all the way back round to speculation about Janey.

[Francko]

Like he said. Time and space are meaningless concepts to evil from beyond the dawn of time.

Bluff! Nothing can be as old as a monkey.

Paleontologists discover 55 million year old monkey fossil

[Lucifer Box]

Lucifer is older than time, Monkey...

Like he said. Time and space are meaningless concepts to evil from beyond the dawn of time.

[Francko]

Monkeys have sex three times a day. Daleks do nothing but fail to build empires and regret the fact that, underneath the case, they are so ugly that even a syphillitic hippo wouldn't fancy them.

I rest my case (again)

Indeed, what Materazzi told Zidane was:

"Your mother and sister are as ugly as a dalek" (this is a typical remark an angry monkey would tell another).

[XLMonkey]

A fish finger and a Z80 was all you needed in my day.

Just how old are you LB?

(I was looking at the mummy of Ramses II last week and I couldn't help but think of you)

[Lucifer Box]

Will a slice of battered cod and a 286 do the job or do I need a turbot with a Pentium 3?

A fish finger and a Z80 was all you needed in my day.

[XLMonkey]

I am reminded of the great Douglas Adams comment that humans used to think that they were smarter than dolphins because they built empires, started wars etc. whilst dolphins just played around in the water having a great time.

Whereas dolphins thought that they were smarter than humans for exactly the same reason.

Monkeys have sex three times a day. Daleks do nothing but fail to build empires and regret the fact that, underneath the case, they are so ugly that even a syphillitic hippo wouldn't fancy them.

I rest my case (again)

[Emperor Dalek]

I want to be a CyberLizard... where do I get the chips from?

I've heard Superfish do some good deals.

Oh, and well done, Supreme, for keeping these monkeys in order while I wasn't looking. Text book responses.

[Cyber Controller]

Today I believe I could just do with an upgrade, where do I go to collect it?

Report to Battersea Power Station. We'll take care of the rest.

[Dalek Supreme]

It's no good saying that, we'll be up over the wall and into the trees before you can even take aim.

Daleks can't even manage stairs, how on earth do you think you're going to cope with jungles?

We'll drop banana skins in your path and copulate wildly in front of you while you lie there, pathetic, immobilised and (you know it's true) jealous.

Jungles? No problem...




Stairs? No problem...




Think again, monkeys. I've ordered a batch of robotising helmets especially for you.