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I've found a solution to having a small todger, forget women and hump cats instead. Plenty big enough for those.
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Todgers, eh?
Are women just as obsessed with the tightness of their snatches?
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Are you trying to push Dodgy over the edge?
First Maggie, then this?
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Originally posted by proggy View PostThey needed a study to determine this? They could have just asked me about my love life, after I all I am 6 ft 1" with broad shoulders and hung like a donkey.
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Interesting. They show women a number of naked torsos of different sizes and different todger lengths and women tend to pick the taller fitter looking ones with big todgers, so they then correlate its because of penis size.
They missed a trick here. They should have done the same but also added in some torsos holding big bags of cash as well. That should have then proved how 4ft 8'' chubby chipolata Dimprawn gets women.
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They needed a study to determine this? They could have just asked me about my love life, after I all I am 6 ft 1" with broad shoulders and hung like a donkey.
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Originally posted by Troll View PostIf I read that correctly -David would never had stood a chance
A well hung fat dwarf stands no chance. One with a short todger, like ________________*, even less so!
* Insert name of your preferred Cukker here.
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