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  • xoggoth
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    I've found a solution to having a small todger, forget women and hump cats instead. Plenty big enough for those.

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Todgers, eh?

    Are women just as obsessed with the tightness of their snatches?

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  • GB9
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    Originally posted by proggy View Post
    ...... and hung like a donkey.
    No point being hung like a donkey if you're too fugly for them to want to see it.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Are you trying to push Dodgy over the edge?

    First Maggie, then this?

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by proggy View Post
    They needed a study to determine this? They could have just asked me about my love life, after I all I am 6 ft 1" with broad shoulders and hung like a donkey.
    yes but a statistic blip - "I still don't get anyway because I'm an idiot" - isn't statistically accurate. ask the one with their hand up your jacksie.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Interesting. They show women a number of naked torsos of different sizes and different todger lengths and women tend to pick the taller fitter looking ones with big todgers, so they then correlate its because of penis size.

    They missed a trick here. They should have done the same but also added in some torsos holding big bags of cash as well. That should have then proved how 4ft 8'' chubby chipolata Dimprawn gets women.

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  • proggy
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    They needed a study to determine this? They could have just asked me about my love life, after I all I am 6 ft 1" with broad shoulders and hung like a donkey.

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  • Platypus
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    If I read that correctly -David would never had stood a chance
    I don't think you read that correctly: "taller fitter" guys win, even with smal knobs. But the bigger their knobs, the more highly rated they are.

    A well hung fat dwarf stands no chance. One with a short todger, like ________________*, even less so!




    * Insert name of your preferred Cukker here.

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  • Troll
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    If I read that correctly -David would never had stood a chance

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  • vetran
    started a topic read it and weep

    read it and weep

    Hard luck lads, todger size DOES matter: Official ? The Register

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