Originally posted by Ignis Fatuus
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Originally posted by Ignis Fatuus View PostField: "GENDER"
Length: 7
Values: 'F' or 'M'.
Well if they have the length as 1 like you suggested and a new government legislation came around to include transexuals or "none" or "NA" , you will then charge them a grand to increase the length. This way they have future proofed for at least 50 years.
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What bug? Do you mean a fear of bugs?Originally posted by VectraMan View PostTrying to use as few bytes as possible is exactly the thinking that caused the millennium bug. This shows remarkable foresight.
People were drafted in by the dozen to scour mainframe code for dates and when it was all over, claimed expert status, screwing the market for a couple of years as I remember
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How very insensitive. Don't they realise how many different kinds of cheese there are? Do you think a creamy dolcelatte wants to be treated like a nice bit of crumbly cheshire?Originally posted by corndog
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Not in unicode, it ain't!Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostLet's not be too hasty - "NOTSURE" is 7 bytes
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well it relates to identification so I can see that it is required.Originally posted by Sysman View PostTax system?
Insurance quotes?
I am sure there are plenty of other examples.
I have seen more, for example a personnel system in an African country where there were records for wives (many-to-one) and they included the wives' heights. This was to help ID in the case of someone claiming to be a wife and obtaining company medical treatment.
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Right, so if you recognise transsexuals in the various phases of transition as one seperate gender group then there should at least be an option for trisexuals. Or more.Originally posted by d000hg View PostLGB became LGBT became LGBT* when they realised there are far to many variations ... * for miscellaneous (LGBT - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia)
A stands for "association" in my context.
But technically I'm wrong, LGBT* is about sexuality not gender-identity.
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostLGB became LGBT became LGBT* when they realised there are far to many variations ... * for miscellaneous (LGBT - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia)
A stands for "association" in my context.
But technically I'm wrong, LGBT* is about sexuality not gender-identity.
My interpretation was almost right then.
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Ask xog.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostWell seeing as people have apparently already done bestiality and necrophilia, what could remain to be thought up?
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Well seeing as people have apparently already done bestiality and necrophilia, what could remain to be thought up?Originally posted by mudskipper View PostA is Asexual.
* is a wildcard for sexual orientations that haven't been thought up yet.
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