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tractor replied

28 March 2013, 22:47
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Originally posted by hyperD View Post

Is she now going for the much needed corrective face surgery on the NHS?

No, they already did that when she was under...they gave her a Gerry Anderson puppet head.
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EternalOptimist replied

28 March 2013, 20:28
Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post

Those two are so far apart you could get a third one in the middle. I want my money back!
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bless 'em all replied

28 March 2013, 20:26
Those two are so far apart you could get a third one in the middle. I want my money back!
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vetran replied

28 March 2013, 10:55
where your tax money goes

NSFW - lady bits on show

EXCLUSIVE: NHS boob-job girl thanks taxpayers in first topless shoot | The Sun |News

Just re rated her as an 8 pinter.
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formant replied

27 March 2013, 14:00
Originally posted by Ketchup View Post

I still would though

With or without paper bag?
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vetran replied

27 March 2013, 12:11
before the face resculpt she was a six pinter, after she is a 12 pinter with chasers.

Both back to her place and leave a false name.
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SupremeSpod replied

27 March 2013, 11:58
Originally posted by Ketchup View Post

I still would though

All goes to show, you just need to find someone more ugly than yourself.
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Ketchup replied

27 March 2013, 11:56
I still would though
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formant replied

27 March 2013, 11:53
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

I'm not sure ugly is the right word. It's like aliens saw an attractive woman in a faded black & white newspaper and tried to make one using the wrong materials and tools.

Well, put.
I mean, wow, there's something seriously wrong with that face.
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d000hg replied

27 March 2013, 11:22
I never met her
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mudskipper replied

27 March 2013, 11:12
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

He didn't ask if I loved her, he asked if I was in love with her. Very different. I'm not in love with my cat either.

So you do love her?
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d000hg replied

27 March 2013, 11:07
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

Aren't you supposed to love everyone? Are you sure you're cut out to be a Christian?

He didn't ask if I loved her, he asked if I was in love with her. Very different. I'm not in love with my cat either.
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mudskipper replied

27 March 2013, 10:59
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Yeah, just not with her.

Aren't you supposed to love everyone? Are you sure you're cut out to be a Christian?
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d000hg replied

27 March 2013, 09:55
Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post

You're in love, aren't you?

Yeah, just not with her.
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darmstadt replied

27 March 2013, 09:36
Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post

Failing that teach 'em that they can make money lying on their backs and legalise brothels/living on immoral earnings.

Sorted.

FFS woman, where's your dignity?

Plan B. The paper bag man:

"Who will you be visiting today sir?"
"Mandy"
"Ah, then sir will be requiring two bags then."
"Pardon?"
"One for her and one for you just in case her one falls off."
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