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find and download some obscure science paper off the net - change the header to xxxxxxxxx report, send back and relax
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Draw a big red arrow on the change pointing to XXXXXXX report reference, send back.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostJust received an email from the client's offshore partner: "Can you check whether this below change 999999 is related to xxxxxxxxx report? And respond us immediately."
This is followed by a screenshot showing change 999999 with the description 'xxxxxxxxx report'.
Cheap Doings, plenty thickness!
Still waiting for a quote for some SAP reports after a month, with multiple chases..
Of course I can't create the report as its more efficient to use our offshore partners.
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A report of employee's porn downloads?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWell if someone sent me something saying 'xxxxxxxxx' report then I'd question it as well.
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Well if someone sent me something saying 'xxxxxxxxx' report then I'd question it as well.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostJust received an email from the client's offshore partner: "Can you check whether this below change 999999 is related to xxxxxxxxx report? And respond us immediately."
This is followed by a screenshot showing change 999999 with the description 'xxxxxxxxx report'.
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WTF of the day
Just received an email from the client's offshore partner: "Can you check whether this below change 999999 is related to xxxxxxxxx report? And respond us immediately."
This is followed by a screenshot showing change 999999 with the description 'xxxxxxxxx report'.
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