PHS are 'personal hygiene services' - the people who (or at least who used to) empty the sanny bins and stock the tammy machines.
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2 girls one 'hup'
cheerleaders accused of taking too many male hormones.
New craze lesbian photobombing
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The idea to incorporate a golden shower into the routine got a mixed response to say the least.
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Re: Caption competition
"The 'I'm a little teapot' routine was ruined when Sarah revealed she had an extra spout"
Sent from my tweeting foot massager.
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well, it cracked me up anywayOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View PostThe on on the left might be saying Heaven's Above, the one on the right is saying 'Eeeurrr'. I don't know if this reflects the sexual preferences of the observers or the condition of what they are looking at.
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The on on the left might be saying Heaven's Above, the one on the right is saying 'Eeeurrr'. I don't know if this reflects the sexual preferences of the observers or the condition of what they are looking at.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostHeavens above
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Snow's got even worse than it was yesterday - a complete whiteout..
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