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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Married to a Swiss. So has a good sense of humour.
    Three schoolgirls are talking about where babies come from.

    The English girl says... "well, in England, a stork comes in the night and in the morning we have a new baby in the house"

    The French girl says.... "well, in France, mummy and daddy go to bed early and nine months later we have a new baby in the house"

    The Swiss schoolgirl says.... "well, in Switzerland,..... it varies from canton to canton"

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Married to a Swiss. So has a good sense of humour.
    Anyone who married you would have to have a good senseof humour. Think Frank Spencer and Bettie.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Married to a Swiss. So has a good sense of humour.

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  • stek
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    Oops

    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    She's an aussie. It works...
    Have you checked her visa status?

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by stek View Post
    Does it work in German or Baselduutch or whatever it is?
    She's an aussie. It works...

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  • stek
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    Oops

    Does it work in German or Baselduutch or whatever it is?

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  • NotAllThere
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    They got my coat.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    I was just in the coffee room, looking for something to stir my coffee with. The secretary asked me if I'd like a spoon - I said, "I'd prefer a fork."

    And then what happened?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    I was just in the coffee room, looking for something to stir my coffee with. The secretary asked me if I'd like a spoon - I said, "I'd prefer a fork."

    heh heh.

    The missus was telling me about work. I should have been more attentive
    mrs eo -'Abu ***** has suspected scabies, so all the team are on standby and his mum has to cover the whole of her body in this cream'

    eo (absently) - 'which hole?'



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  • NotAllThere
    started a topic Oops

    Oops

    I was just in the coffee room, looking for something to stir my coffee with. The secretary asked me if I'd like a spoon - I said, "I'd prefer a fork."

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