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Previously on "Tube Etiquette"
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I once got on the tube with a fare bit of shaving foam still on my face and my flys wide open, I had walked approx 0.5 miles to the station like that past alot of people and no one said a thing, I then got on the tube and lady came upto me and told me.
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Originally posted by doodab View PostYeah but i'm beating the freaks off with a stick
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Originally posted by doodab View PostOne of the great things about being normal is that you can observe that someone looks a bit odd without becoming sexually aroused.
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Originally posted by doodab View PostThey were uncrossed when she uncrossed them. Unless she has reversed feet, or some even more terrible deformity then they were back to front.
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Originally posted by doodab View PostOne of the great things about being normal is that you can observe that someone looks a bit odd without becoming sexually aroused.
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Friday morning on the tube is always an experience. Saw one chap this morning who clearly went big last night. He was stood up, leaning forward with his head on the pole desperately trying to stay awake.
He's got a long day ahead of him.
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Originally posted by MyUserName View PostDid she notice you staring at her feet and shout "hey mister, they are up here!" and point at her chest?
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Originally posted by doodab View PostThey were at first, and her shoes looked the right way round. That's what made me wonder. Then she uncrossed them and left no doubt, she had them on wrong.
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Originally posted by MyUserName View PostDid she notice you staring at her feet and shout "hey mister, they are up here!" and point at her chest?
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Did she notice you staring at her feet and shout "hey mister, they are up here!" and point at her chest?
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Originally posted by doodab View PostThey were uncrossed when she uncrossed them. Unless she has reversed feet, or some even more terrible deformity then they were back to front.
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