OK Who's missing?

[SimonMac]

Would Mitch though?

[northernladuk]

'He looked liked he had been hit in the face with a wok'

What's up with a good old frying pan? Bloody multiculturism. Vote UKIP.

[wobbegong]

Male stripper arrested for attacking angry women unhappy after model they were hoping for was replaced at the last minute | Mail Online

Novice performer Leon Zbudowskyj replaced heartthrob Fabio at pub night
Allegedly spat frothy cream at audience before sitting down on a chair
Compere said he looked as if he had wandered in off the street
Audience began heckling the stripper and throwing serviettes at him
The 'fireman' then allegedly dived into crowd of women and started fight

I'd have won too, if a couple of them hadn't pulled me off.

[vetran]

Male stripper arrested for attacking angry women unhappy after model they were hoping for was replaced at the last minute | Mail Online

Novice performer Leon Zbudowskyj replaced heartthrob Fabio at pub night
Allegedly spat frothy cream at audience before sitting down on a chair
Compere said he looked as if he had wandered in off the street
Audience began heckling the stripper and throwing serviettes at him
The 'fireman' then allegedly dived into crowd of women and started fight