Second World Problems

[Pondlife]

G'day mate, fosters helpline, what's the problem?

I'm in Australia (second world geddit?) with the girlfriend and she's been stung on the minge by a hornet and now her fanny has completely closed up.

"bummer dude"

"thanks mate, bye"

POTD!

[mos]

Are there many squirrels there?

Is that even relevant? Heart wants what the Heart wants.

[Robinho]

Does the second world exist any more?

North Korea i guess.

Cuba?

Are there many squirrels there?

[oracleslave]

Imagine if you were a second world personality

in love with a first world squirrel

that would be a bummer, right ?

G'day mate, fosters helpline, what's the problem?

I'm in Australia (second world geddit?) with the girlfriend and she's been stung on the minge by a hornet and now her fanny has completely closed up.

"bummer dude"

"thanks mate, bye"

[Troll]

Is the squirrel significant or could you perhaps lower your sights a tad and go for any first world small rodent?

Uptown squirrel
She's been living in her first world land
I bet she's never had a second world guy
I bet her momma never told her why

I'm gonna try for an uptown squirrel
She's been living in her peanut world
As long as anyone with hot blood can
And now she's looking for a second world man
That's what I am

And when she knows what
She wants from her time
And when she wakes up
And makes up her mind

[Cliphead]

Imagine if you were a second world personality

in love with a first world squirrel

that would be a bummer, right ?

Easyjet will get you there. Maybees.

[EternalOptimist]

Imagine if you were a second world personality

in love with a first world squirrel

that would be a bummer, right ?