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mudskipper replied

25 January 2013, 08:23
Originally posted by doodab View Post

Most of my furniture is hidden under piles of other stuff.

Mine too.

And the floor.
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doodab replied

25 January 2013, 08:20
Originally posted by socialworker View Post

How about a piece of craftsman made furniture made in the Uk from native woods. Unique, guilt free, an heirloom. Google David Barron, for example.

Most of my furniture is hidden under piles of other stuff.
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socialworker replied

25 January 2013, 07:49
How about a piece of craftsman made furniture made in the Uk from native woods. Unique, guilt free, an heirloom. Google David Barron, for example.
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IR35FanClub replied

24 January 2013, 22:50
given the thread title... a fleshlight can be yours for £50.
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doodab replied

24 January 2013, 13:26
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Don't waste your money on dull Chinese made gadgets.

Oi. That's an awesome German made gadget.
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escapeUK replied

24 January 2013, 13:02
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Why not give it to charity and feel really good about yourself.

He's already paid his taxes.
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psychocandy replied

24 January 2013, 12:57
Originally posted by doodab View Post

I am tired of paying bills. I am now officially buying stuff for fun, I have a limited budget of £2000 to spunk. How should I spend it?

Spunking for pleasure? LOL
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BoredBloke replied

24 January 2013, 12:04
Prossies, drugs and beer!
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DimPrawn replied

24 January 2013, 11:57
Originally posted by doodab View Post

I am tired of paying bills. I am now officially buying stuff for fun, I have a limited budget of £2000 to spunk. How should I spend it?

Holiday / Travel

Don't waste your money on dull Chinese made gadgets.
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vetran replied

24 January 2013, 10:15
Originally posted by Troll View Post

Is that a reference to the "Dinah Dinah show us your legs" rugby song ?

I don't know was NLYUK in that too?
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doodab replied

24 January 2013, 09:47
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

Shiny new bike?

This has the right price tag and is in the sale so must be a bargain!

In the bike department I want one of these:

Buy Seven Cycles Sola S MTB Frame 2012 | Cycling at Sigma Sport

but I'll have to wait for that. I already have quite a lot of bikes to be fair.
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Troll replied

24 January 2013, 09:23
Originally posted by vetran View Post

Axle grease optional.

Is that a reference to the "Dinah Dinah show us your legs" rugby song ?
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formant replied

24 January 2013, 09:22
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

Shiny new bike?

This has the right price tag and is in the sale so must be a bargain!

I like your thinking.
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vetran replied

24 January 2013, 09:18
Nobody posted thi syet?

Thats 3 years of 3 times a week amorous action with NLYUK. Axle grease optional.
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BrilloPad replied

24 January 2013, 08:04
Why not give it to charity and feel really good about yourself.
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