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    #11
    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Axle grease optional.
    Is that a reference to the "Dinah Dinah show us your legs" rugby song ?
    How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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      #12
      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
      Shiny new bike?

      This has the right price tag and is in the sale so must be a bargain!
      In the bike department I want one of these:

      Buy Seven Cycles Sola S MTB Frame 2012 | Cycling at Sigma Sport

      but I'll have to wait for that. I already have quite a lot of bikes to be fair.
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #13
        Originally posted by Troll View Post
        Is that a reference to the "Dinah Dinah show us your legs" rugby song ?
        I don't know was NLYUK in that too?

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          #14
          Originally posted by doodab View Post
          I am tired of paying bills. I am now officially buying stuff for fun, I have a limited budget of £2000 to spunk. How should I spend it?
          Holiday / Travel


          Don't waste your money on dull Chinese made gadgets.

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            #15
            Prossies, drugs and beer!
            Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

            I preferred version 1!

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              #16
              Originally posted by doodab View Post
              I am tired of paying bills. I am now officially buying stuff for fun, I have a limited budget of £2000 to spunk. How should I spend it?
              Spunking for pleasure? LOL
              Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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                #17
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                Why not give it to charity and feel really good about yourself.
                He's already paid his taxes.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                  Don't waste your money on dull Chinese made gadgets.
                  Oi. That's an awesome German made gadget.
                  While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                    #19
                    given the thread title... a fleshlight can be yours for £50.
                    Signed sealed and delivered.

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                      #20
                      How about a piece of craftsman made furniture made in the Uk from native woods. Unique, guilt free, an heirloom. Google David Barron, for example.

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