Reply to: The euphemism thread

[MyUserName]

Off to download some brownware

[mudskipper]

As I was gritting the path this morning I thought "Blimey, gritting the path, that's got euphemism potential!"

So I'll be pebbledashing the porcelain for the next 5 minutes

FTFY

[suityou01]

As I was gritting the path this morning I thought "Blimey, gritting the path, that's got euphemism potential!"

So I'll be gritting the path for the next 5 minutes

[mudskipper]

Definitely need more roughage in my diet, yes.

Blimey, you were gone a long time!

[NotAllThere]

Will you use a pencil to work it out?

Definitely need more roughage in my diet, yes.

[suityou01]

Tipping the velvet.

[suityou01]

Chutney Spoon. I shall say no more.

[Lockhouse]

Chutney Spoon. I shall say no more.

[Sysman]

Will you use a pencil to work it out?

If that fails use logs.

[mudskipper]

Must dash. Have to complete a sudoku.

Will you use a pencil to work it out?

[NotAllThere]

I was going to give you two double entendres, but I thought I'd just give you one

FTFY

It hasn't got the same ring to it, though.

Must dash. Have to complete a sudoku.

[suityou01]

I was going to give you two euphamisms, but I thought I'd just give you one

ffs

[amcdonald]

I was going to give you two euphamisms, but I thought I'd just give you one

[suityou01]

Got a tummy bug. Seriously, feel like I need to shout soup.

[suityou01]

Hours of fun