The euphemism thread

[suityou01]

Saw an article on euphemisms on the one show. Marvellous piece. Apparently Quentin Crisp described them as "Something rather unpleasant wearing a diplomatic cologne".

Anyway, back in a jiffy Im just of to turn the vicar's bike round.

[SimonMac]

Saw an article on euphemisms on the one show. Marvellous piece. Apparently Quentin Crisp described them as "Something rather unpleasant wearing a diplomatic cologne".

Anyway, back in a jiffy Im just of to turn the vicar's bike round.

Guy on an internet forum asked for an euphemism, so I gave him one

[mudskipper]

Was chatting to a Dutch colleague. I told him how "popped his clogs" meant carking it. Apparently in cloggers, they say "he's gone round the corner".

[mudskipper]

Guy on an internet forum asked for an euphemism, so I gave him one

I think you're confusing your euphemisms with your double entendres.

[suityou01]

I think you're confusing your euphemisms with your double entendres.

Go easy on the lad. His upbringing wasn't great. He speaks guttersnipe and malapropisms with such gusto it's charming.

Oh, and he's a thick ****.

[suityou01]

After a heavy night on the Guinness I like to start the day by letting the dobermans out.

[SimonMac]

I think you're confusing your euphemisms with your double entendres.

thats what she said!

(Am I anyway near close yet?)

[suityou01]

thats what she said!

(Am I anyway near close yet?)

No dear.

Have you tried bleeding the radiators?

[Zippy]

I'm afraid I need to send a friend to the coast first.

[suityou01]

I'm afraid I need to send a friend to the coast first.

Don't forget to drop the kids off at the poolside first.