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    #21
    Chutney Spoon. I shall say no more.
    ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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      #22
      Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post
      Chutney Spoon. I shall say no more.
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #23
        Tipping the velvet.
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #24
          Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
          Will you use a pencil to work it out?
          Definitely need more roughage in my diet, yes.
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            #25
            Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
            Definitely need more roughage in my diet, yes.
            Blimey, you were gone a long time!

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              #26
              As I was gritting the path this morning I thought "Blimey, gritting the path, that's got euphemism potential!"

              So I'll be gritting the path for the next 5 minutes
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #27
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                As I was gritting the path this morning I thought "Blimey, gritting the path, that's got euphemism potential!"

                So I'll be pebbledashing the porcelain for the next 5 minutes
                FTFY

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                  #28
                  Off to download some brownware
                  "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

                  https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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