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    #11
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Don't forget to drop the kids off at the poolside first.
    Good idea!
    Mrs Palm and her five daughters could mind them for a while.
    +50 Xeno Geek Points
    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

    CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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      #12
      Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
      Guy on an internet forum asked for an double entendres, so I gave him one
      FTFY

      It hasn't got the same ring to it, though.
      Contracting: more of the money, less of the sh1t

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        #13
        Originally posted by kingcook View Post
        FTFY

        It hasn't got the same ring to it, though.
        You've got some brass
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
        Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
        As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

        Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

        CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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          #14
          Hours of fun

          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #15
            Got a tummy bug. Seriously, feel like I need to shout soup.
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #16
              I was going to give you two euphamisms, but I thought I'd just give you one
              Doing the needful since 1827

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                #17
                Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
                I was going to give you two euphamisms, but I thought I'd just give you one
                ffs
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
                  I was going to give you two double entendres, but I thought I'd just give you one
                  Originally posted by kingcook View Post
                  FTFY

                  It hasn't got the same ring to it, though.


                  Must dash. Have to complete a sudoku.
                  Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post


                    Must dash. Have to complete a sudoku.
                    Will you use a pencil to work it out?

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                      Will you use a pencil to work it out?
                      If that fails use logs.
                      Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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