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  • The Spartan
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Which means she is over 30. No lady under 30 has pubes.

    I have heard in hospitals if a lady under 30 has pubes they are all amazed and call in the other nurses for a look.
    This is so true

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  • Old Hack
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    Originally posted by rootsnall View Post
    Reminds when I worked in France and used to frequent the local outdoor pool in summer, it made me realise that girls from the UK were having a trim now and then.
    I love French women....

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  • rootsnall
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Umm no, she can't be more than 22; I said I could nearly count the pubes.

    Somehow it feels wrong to lust after such a young woman, seeing as I always preferred MILFs, but she looks exactly like a girlfriend I had in college, possibly before this temp was born.
    Reminds when I worked in France and used to frequent the local outdoor pool in summer, it made me realise that girls from the UK were having a trim now and then.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Which means she is over 30. No lady under 30 has pubes.

    I have heard in hospitals if a lady under 30 has pubes they are all amazed and call in the other nurses for a look.
    Umm no, she can't be more than 22; I said I could nearly count the pubes.

    Somehow it feels wrong to lust after such a young woman, seeing as I always preferred MILFs, but she looks exactly like a girlfriend I had in college, possibly before this temp was born.

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  • rootsnall
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Just think, in under a year's time you'll have your first appraisal. mwhahahahahaha
    I dreaded it, but working at a steady 50% capacity ( about normal contractor speed ) you come out with glowing reviews compared to the long term demoralised permies. Saying that my capacity loading has dropped in year 2 and it's time for my appraisal

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Temp's just arrived, wearing jeans so tight you can almost count her pubes.
    Which means she is over 30. No lady under 30 has pubes.

    I have heard in hospitals if a lady under 30 has pubes they are all amazed and call in the other nurses for a look.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    You're a permie. Work is something contractors do. Occasionally.

    Just think, in under a year's time you'll have your first appraisal. mwhahahahahaha
    I haven't closed my Ltd yet.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Apparently I'm going to be expected to do something called 'work'. This will be an entirely new and possibly exciting experience.
    You're a permie. Work is something contractors do. Occasionally.

    Just think, in under a year's time you'll have your first appraisal. mwhahahahahaha

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Temp's just arrived, wearing jeans so tight you can almost count her pubes.

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  • Old Hack
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Morning all. Just met the Marketing Manager lady; quite good looking with firm rear end and hockey thighs, which is nice if your wife likes that kind of thing.
    FTFY

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Morning all. Just met the Marketing Manager lady; quite good looking with firm rear end and hockey thighs, which is nice if you like that kind of thing.
    We all know you are not fussy - but pleased keep us posted on the totty position.....

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Morning all. Just met the Marketing Manager lady; quite good looking with firm rear end and hockey thighs, which is nice if you like that kind of thing.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by rootsnall View Post
    2 year permie anniversary for me ! ( after 14 year contracting stint with lots of lovely downtime ) ! And I'm well and truly in a rut.

    I thought I was going to get 'offshored' but didn't and now I'm done for

    But too lazy to jump ship of my own accord.
    Don't tell anyone but its my 2 year permie anniversary too.

    Luckily these things go straight over MF's head....

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  • rootsnall
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Bollux. Permies are scum and should be thrown out of cuk.....
    2 year permie anniversary for me ! ( after 14 year contracting stint with lots of lovely downtime ) ! And I'm well and truly in a rut.

    I thought I was going to get 'offshored' but didn't and now I'm done for

    But too lazy to jump ship of my own accord.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Bollux. Permies are scum and should be thrown out of cuk.....
    Oh yeah. You and who's army?

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