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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostUmm no, she can't be more than 22; I said I could nearly count the pubes.
Somehow it feels wrong to lust after such a young woman, seeing as I always preferred MILFs, but she looks exactly like a girlfriend I had in college, possibly before this temp was born.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWhich means she is over 30. No lady under 30 has pubes.
I have heard in hospitals if a lady under 30 has pubes they are all amazed and call in the other nurses for a look.
Somehow it feels wrong to lust after such a young woman, seeing as I always preferred MILFs, but she looks exactly like a girlfriend I had in college, possibly before this temp was born.
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostJust think, in under a year's time you'll have your first appraisal. mwhahahahahaha
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostTemp's just arrived, wearing jeans so tight you can almost count her pubes.
I have heard in hospitals if a lady under 30 has pubes they are all amazed and call in the other nurses for a look.
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostYou're a permie. Work is something contractors do. Occasionally.
Just think, in under a year's time you'll have your first appraisal. mwhahahahahaha
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostApparently I'm going to be expected to do something called 'work'. This will be an entirely new and possibly exciting experience.
Just think, in under a year's time you'll have your first appraisal. mwhahahahahaha
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Temp's just arrived, wearing jeans so tight you can almost count her pubes.
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostMorning all. Just met the Marketing Manager lady; quite good looking with firm rear end and hockey thighs, which is nice if you like that kind of thing.
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Morning all. Just met the Marketing Manager lady; quite good looking with firm rear end and hockey thighs, which is nice if you like that kind of thing.
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Originally posted by rootsnall View Post2 year permie anniversary for me ! ( after 14 year contracting stint with lots of lovely downtime ) ! And I'm well and truly in a rut.
I thought I was going to get 'offshored' but didn't and now I'm done for
But too lazy to jump ship of my own accord.
Luckily these things go straight over MF's head....
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostBollux. Permies are scum and should be thrown out of cuk.....
I thought I was going to get 'offshored' but didn't and now I'm done for
But too lazy to jump ship of my own accord.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostBollux. Permies are scum and should be thrown out of cuk.....
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