When did you..... (Suity don't read this)

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BrilloPad replied

25 December 2012, 11:15
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

7!

You are a failure as a parent. Three things you should always make your kids believe

1) Santa is real
2) If the kids don't do as you say then god may strike them down dead
3) They have a future if they do well at school.

2. If the kids don't do as I say I will strike them down dead.
3. My kids have a future. They are going to emigrate.
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norrahe replied

25 December 2012, 11:02
Originally posted by eek View Post

Santa isn't real?

There, there dear!

At least the tooth fairy is real
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MarillionFan replied

24 December 2012, 23:52
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Find out there was no Santa?

The eldest (7) has sussed it but is playing along for the sake of MAC02 and MAC03

7!

You are a failure as a parent. Three things you should always make your kids believe

1) Santa is real
2) If the kids don't do as you say then god may strike them down dead
3) They have a future if they do well at school.
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eek replied

24 December 2012, 21:27
Santa isn't real?
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mudskipper replied

24 December 2012, 21:26
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Find out there was no Santa?

The eldest (7) has sussed it but is playing along for the sake of MAC02 and MAC03

KUATB
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NickFitz replied

24 December 2012, 21:26
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

no Santa

I shall treat this preposterous suggestion with the contempt it deserves
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SimonMac started a topic When did you..... (Suity don't read this)

24 December 2012, 21:23
When did you..... (Suity don't read this)

Find out there was no Santa?

The eldest (7) has sussed it but is playing along for the sake of MAC02 and MAC03
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