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I think we will be ok
I noticed in Tesco today, the mayonaise use by date was 26/dec
and I saw on the news that the comet has already crashed
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostMayan apocalypse prediction: China detains 100 people for spreading end of the world rumours, as California dashes for the survival bunkers - Asia - World - The Independent
Speaking with the Daily Mail, hi-tech recreational bomb shelter designer Ron Hubbard said: "I'll spend three days underground in the shelter just to be safe…I've sold shelters to astrophysicists who believe there is a possibility that we could be hit with a strong solar flare or large amounts of radiation."
Describing the sales hike, Mr Hubbard added: "We get a lot of people who buy the shelters as a form of insurance for the worst case scenario…We have gone from selling one a month to one a day in the past year since Obama's re-election."
*unless we really DO need to of course.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
.... hi-tech recreational bomb shelter designer ...."
You never see the best jobs advertised do you? Well done that man.
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Mayan apocalypse prediction: China detains 100 people for spreading end of the world rumours, as California dashes for the survival bunkers - Asia - World - The Independent
Speaking with the Daily Mail, hi-tech recreational bomb shelter designer Ron Hubbard said: "I'll spend three days underground in the shelter just to be safe…I've sold shelters to astrophysicists who believe there is a possibility that we could be hit with a strong solar flare or large amounts of radiation."
Describing the sales hike, Mr Hubbard added: "We get a lot of people who buy the shelters as a form of insurance for the worst case scenario…We have gone from selling one a month to one a day in the past year since Obama's re-election."
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAs long as its as cheap as that. I was worried she might want something expensive. Like a divorce.....
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Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostDid you forget the birthday, or just the present? If you remembered her birthday (gave her a card, breakfast in bed, etc), then you can redeem the situation by buying her something massive* on the way home. Going to cost you, but will be worth it.
* Along the lines of a trip to New York
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostIf you delegate responsibility/authority for checking something works, you are the idiot not the testers.
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Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostDid you forget the birthday, or just the present? If you remembered her birthday (gave her a card, breakfast in bed, etc), then you can redeem the situation by buying her something massive* on the way home. Going to cost you, but will be worth it.
* Along the lines of a bunch of flowers from the garage
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI'm currently hiding in an underground reinforced metal bunker consisting of 26 inches of solid steel with enough food and water to last me 6 months at the moment.
Nothing to do with the Mayan prophecy, I just forgot to get my wife a present for her birthday this morning.....
* Along the lines of a trip to New York
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI'm currently hiding in an underground reinforced metal bunker consisting of 26 inches of solid steel with enough food and water to last me 6 months at the moment.
Nothing to do with the Mayan prophecy, I just forgot to get my wife a present for her birthday this morning.....
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I'm currently hiding in an underground reinforced metal bunker consisting of 26 inches of solid steel with enough food and water to last me 6 months at the moment.
Nothing to do with the Mayan prophecy, I just forgot to get my wife a present for her birthday this morning.....
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostIf you use code without testing it, you're the idiot regardless who wrote the code
plenty testing much cheapness
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