Worrying Nibiru Precursors

[BrilloPad]

Did you forget the birthday, or just the present? If you remembered her birthday (gave her a card, breakfast in bed, etc), then you can redeem the situation by buying her something massive* on the way home. Going to cost you, but will be worth it.

* Along the lines of a trip to New York

As long as its as cheap as that. I was worried she might want something expensive. Like a divorce.....

[Moose423956]

As long as its as cheap as that. I was worried she might want something expensive. Like a divorce.....

Believe me, you don't want that.

[BrilloPad]

Believe me, you don't want that.

Really? Is it that bad?

[BrilloPad]

Mayan apocalypse prediction: China detains 100 people for spreading end of the world rumours, as California dashes for the survival bunkers - Asia - World - The Independent

Speaking with the Daily Mail, hi-tech recreational bomb shelter designer Ron Hubbard said: "I'll spend three days underground in the shelter just to be safe…I've sold shelters to astrophysicists who believe there is a possibility that we could be hit with a strong solar flare or large amounts of radiation."

Describing the sales hike, Mr Hubbard added: "We get a lot of people who buy the shelters as a form of insurance for the worst case scenario…We have gone from selling one a month to one a day in the past year since Obama's re-election."

[barrydidit]

.... hi-tech recreational bomb shelter designer ...."

You never see the best jobs advertised do you? Well done that man.

[bless 'em all]

Mayan apocalypse prediction: China detains 100 people for spreading end of the world rumours, as California dashes for the survival bunkers - Asia - World - The Independent

Speaking with the Daily Mail, hi-tech recreational bomb shelter designer Ron Hubbard said: "I'll spend three days underground in the shelter just to be safe…I've sold shelters to astrophysicists who believe there is a possibility that we could be hit with a strong solar flare or large amounts of radiation."

Describing the sales hike, Mr Hubbard added: "We get a lot of people who buy the shelters as a form of insurance for the worst case scenario…We have gone from selling one a month to one a day in the past year since Obama's re-election."

Wouldn't it be fun to start a-banging and a-hollering on the doors on the 21st?* I wonder how long they could be fooled into staying put.

*unless we really DO need to of course.

[EternalOptimist]

I think we will be ok

I noticed in Tesco today, the mayonaise use by date was 26/dec

and I saw on the news that the comet has already crashed

[wobbegong]

and I saw on the news that the comet has already crashed