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Previously on "Its the end of the world and we know it..."

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  • BrilloPad
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    I won't believe it until I read it in the sun.

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Sorry I farted, can someone open a window

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  • northernladuk
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    Does this also mean the French will take over the world before it happens?

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  • NotAllThere
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    I looked up and saw the sun was black and the moon had turned to blood. The four horseman of the apocalypse were riding through the earth, and then I thought to myself - well, it's not the end of the world.

    (The Revelation of St John, first draft)

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  • Old Hack
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    Nibiru I thought on Friday too.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Joke all you want, but if the world really does end on Friday I bet no one is laughing on Saturday morning!
    We'll be fine. I've heard that Suity is the BA on Project Mayan Apocalypse and as we all know every project he's on gets descoped and never delivered on time. Expect some luke warm rain & the possibility of some snow in Luton.

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  • mudskipper
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    Who can be depressed when they have a flamethrower?

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  • SimonMac
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    Joke all you want, but if the world really does end on Friday I bet no one is laughing on Saturday morning!

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Sysman View Post
    Feck! These agents will do anything to avoid coughing up on time!
    Good point. My company said they're going to pay Xmas wages on the 21st. I may have to answer and ask for the 20th.

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  • Sysman
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Feck! These agents will do anything to avoid coughing up on time!

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  • VectraMan
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Lol

    Global warming?
    Ancient Mayans apparently.

    But obviously it's only in France. Phew.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Lol

    Global warming?

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