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Previously on "do's and don'ts around the toilets"

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  • d000hg
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    I think the hotel might be upset if I turn up on my way to work for a poo every morning.

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  • Gruffalo
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    Wear a catheter, and have All Bran nice and early in the day, and have a good dump in the hotel before going to clientco.

    Hope this helps.

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  • xoggoth
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    Oi d00000000000gh, don't start giving HMRC ideas, they'll be deeming toilet breaks an indicator of being caught by IR35 next!

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  • d000hg
    started a topic do's and don'ts around the toilets

    do's and don'ts around the toilets

    Guys, most of us like to ensure that we have a good relationship with the client and their staff without being labelled as being part and parcel of the organisation.

    I've come to the conclusion that using staff facilities is permie thinking. So I will henceforth be nipping out to tulip in the bushes next to the foyer.

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