Can I have a one minute ban pleases mods?

[northernladuk]

So the dice rolled less than 3?

Was that on a d4 or a d8...or d100?

Online Dungeons and Dragons Dice Roller

[mudskipper]

So the dice rolled less than 3?

Online Magic 8-Ball

[northernladuk]

If MODs are unsure what the shortest ban is they now have a willing test subject. Due to the inaccuracy of the banning system I would suggest you start from 1 year and start working down to see what the shortest ban can be... HTH....

[MarillionFan]

So the dice rolled less than 3?

Dice? Scrunched paper missed the bin in this case.

Tomorrow, will the drop of water hit the bottom of the window pane before he counts to 10.

It's all random.

[BrilloPad]

No.

So the dice rolled less than 3?

[NotAllThere]

Can I have a one minute ban pleases mods?

No.

[moggy]

oh please do do it.. we need you... go for a drive in your new car.. that will cheer you up...

[BrilloPad]

My Imaginery MSc Maffs dissertation has the pages sticking together after I got too excited looking at it and I need to rewrite it.
And all the other posters here are being horrid to me - I just messed my pants and need my mother to change me.

Ta muchly