Signs in Client Co Toilets

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Signs in Client Co Toilets

The ones at BT NSOC in Sheffield are encrusted with Bob Bogies on both sides when in the seated position.

Bogies? I mean Crows of course, Southerners, posh kids and poufties say bogies.

I am aware those three are the same..

[bless 'em all]

Signs at the previous client co stated:

"The wash basins are designed for the washing of your hands and lower arms only.
Please refrain from washing other parts of your body at these sinks."

Current client co has signs about domestic abuse ...

[portseven]

we have signs in ours which remind users to 'not stand on the toilet seats...'. I wonder who that message is aimed at?

Lloyds??

[d000hg]

If you got to the toilets in the Trafford Centre they have two cleaning cupboards with ornate doors inbetween the ladies and gents. There is a sign on it 'Saying caution this door opens outwards' on it. Always makes me giggle because it is in Braille underneath meaning blind people have to stand infront of the door to read the Braille.

Makes me laugh anyway.....

[northernladuk]

If you got to the toilets in the Trafford Centre they have two cleaning cupboards with ornate doors inbetween the ladies and gents. There is a sign on it 'Saying caution this door opens outwards' on it. Always makes me giggle because it is in Braille underneath meaning blind people have to stand infront of the door to read the Braille.

Makes me laugh anyway.....

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Signs in Client Co Toilets

In my first ever job in 1979, I went for a poo in the factory toilets, sat down for a good thrutch, and noticed some tiny writing on the bottom of the loo door. Leant forward to read it; it said:

You are now tulipting at 45 Degrees....

[redgiant]

Best ever was an A4 note from facilities in a plush call centrw which read

'Whoever smeared excrement around this cubicle please note that it is one of your colleagues that has to clear this up!'

Appeared on the day after a load of them found they were being made redundant.

Funny how redundancy makes peoples bowels loose. I remember when my first employer made a round of redundancies they found the following morning that one of the recently booted ops team had planted a turd in the aircon system stinking out the place and also curled one out on the floor of one of server rooms for added effect

[SimonMac]

[Gruffalo]

Beat this if you can.

A load of guys from India had just joined - the toilets in this area were found with a nice big blasting of rectal juices.

The HR director was summoned who came down to inspect the scene, as he clearly had nothing better to do in those days.

HR director discussed with facilities manager, who agreed that some people needed educating on how to use a toilet, and how to use the pots. This sign was put up only in the two toilet areas that the Indians were working, not every toilet in the building:

"Urinals are for the voiding of urine only. Please use the toilets when voiding solid materials".

She even signed this with her name.

Quality stuff.......

[MarillionFan]

Best ever was an A4 note from facilities in a plush call centrw which read

'Whoever smeared excrement around this cubicle please note that it is one of your colleagues that has to clear this up!'

Appeared on the day after a load of them found they were being made redundant.

[ZARDOZ]

Some come here to sit and think
Some come here to Sh1t and stink
Some come here to rest their balls
But I come here to write on walls

FTFY

[Ken Dodd]

signs

we have signs in ours which remind users to 'not stand on the toilet seats...'. I wonder who that message is aimed at?

[BrilloPad]

Some come here to sit and think
Some come here to Sh1t and think
But I come here to scratch my balls
And read the writing on the walls

[Bathing With Peter]

Just wondering if they are outsourcing sign writing these days because the signs in the cubicles in the gents at my cliebt co would hardly be awarded any prize from the Plain English Society.

"Please leave this toilet as you found it"

A bit difficult as it happens as I had no means of pebble dashing the bowl with butterscotch angel delight at my disposal