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That should be the minimum IMO. One day in Austria there was a naked boy of 9 or 10 in there. Seems odd to me.
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You're lucky, last year I was in the virgin gym in Glasgow and I'm enjoying the steam room after working out. This dude comes in, whips off his towel then starts doing naked pressups beside me. Naked tadger going up and down beside me? No thank you.. I cut short my steam and left
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All 18 or over in the municipal German ones I went to. One of the surreal bits was the bar, sat naked having a beer whilst watching the women doing their stretches in the open air bit.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostThen there was the time a 16 year old girl came into the sauna naked - that was a toughie too.
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First base is french kissing, isn't it?Originally posted by Gruffalo View PostGlad to have got through first base .
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you are Jimmy Saville and I claim my ridicolous jingly jangly gold tatOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostIn Austria recently there was a couple cuddling up in a dimly lit area of the sauna. They were lying down. With towels round waist. They got up, removed towels and left - then I saw it was not man/woman but lesbians! Hard to keep myself in control - I had to think about section 58.
Then there was the time a 16 year old girl came into the sauna naked - that was a toughie too.
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In Austria recently there was a couple cuddling up in a dimly lit area of the sauna. They were lying down. With towels round waist. They got up, removed towels and left - then I saw it was not man/woman but lesbians! Hard to keep myself in control - I had to think about section 58.Originally posted by Gibbon View PostDone that, very good, the cold plunge pool was a must.
Then there was the time a 16 year old girl came into the sauna naked - that was a toughie too.
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You are aware in Muslim countries you are not supposed to touch the opposite sex? Her brothers are going to be coming for you - these guys are worse than the Mafia guys you used to live next to.Originally posted by Gruffalo View PostNow, she asked me for my name, told me hers and gave me a friendly handshake.
She did tell me she was Iranian and had some brothers though!!
They will start of lightly with all of them 4n4lly assaulting you - then move on to the heavy stuff.
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yeah - and that's about the only place it is ever likely to happen too.....Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostIn Wilmslow's head it most certainly did.
he will go blind
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In Wilmslow's head it most certainly did.Originally posted by original PM View PostThat did not actually happen did it.....
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That did not actually happen did it.....Originally posted by Gruffalo View PostWas alone in the steam room at the gym today, when a good looking young lady comes in.
I made small chat out of politeness, when we end up chatting about the jobs we do, and where we lived.
After a good 10 mins or so I needed to leave to avoid being cooked, said nice chatting, see you around etc.
Now, she asked me for my name, told me hers and gave me a friendly handshake.
Made my day, even if nothing comes of it.
She did tell me she was Iranian and had some brothers though!!
Glad to have got through first base though - although I should have struck while hot in my steamy speedos and arranged a coffee or something after.
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Did you get a stiffy?
Ask her if she like German saunas where you all go naked - mixed.
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