Its Winter, runny nose time

[Mich the Tester]

Do you fancy snot coming out of your ears or eyes?

Coz that's what'll happen!

...and you might get a shart as an added bonus.

[SupremeSpod]

I wonder if a swimmer's nose-clip would work.

Do you fancy snot coming out of your ears or eyes?

Coz that's what'll happen!

[Mich the Tester]

I wonder if a swimmer's nose-clip would work.

But maybe if you blow too hard the pressure build up will cause the snot to escape somewhere, or even to push something else out of the way, like your eyes or your brain.

[d000hg]

I wonder if a swimmer's nose-clip would work.

[Pondlife]

Does anywhere still have allocated offices? Most of the places where I have worked recently have all been big open plan sites with hot desks for those who aren't working from home

Client sites (that I visit) are on the mainland in FR & DE. Old buildings with lots of corridors and rooms.

[SimonMac]

Where's the 'I'm going permie so I'll take a few sickdays' option?

Good point with all the splitters on here it seems to be more PermieUK than ContactorUK these days

[SimonMac]

If at client site I just shut my office door.

Otherwise WFH.

Does anywhere still have allocated offices? Most of the places where I have worked recently have all been big open plan sites with hot desks for those who aren't working from home

[Mich the Tester]

Where's the 'I'm going permie so I'll take a few sickdays' option?

[Pondlife]

If at client site I just shut my office door.

Otherwise WFH.

Edit. I missed the point I see. I try and avoid getting into the situation in the firstplace.

[SimonMac]

Excellent AndyW option, shows the newbies how its done!

[d000hg]

When it's that really irritating snot which is the consistency of water and can make a run for it faster than you have time to get a tissue, try stuffing balls of tissue up your nostrils to act as sponges.

Better if you WFH.

[Moscow Mule]

Yep, its that time of the year when people sit in the office sniffing and coughing and generally spreading germs, but how do you deal with that troublesome runny nose syndrome?

With a tissue, unlike some the other unhygienic twats around the office.

[darmstadt]

Yep, its that time of the year when people sit in the office sniffing and coughing and generally spreading germs, but how do you deal with that troublesome runny nose syndrome?