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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Artistically gifted on an IT forum? You'd be lucky
    Old hack is an old queen, surely he can waft a paint brush or two.

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  • d000hg
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    Artistically gifted on an IT forum? You'd be lucky

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by rd409 View Post
    I thought the pc would land on the laughing smiley
    That would be a classic smiley!

    Can one of you artistically gifted people make it so?

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Sooooooooooo tempted to put that into my presentation. But I think it might undermine the message if they thought I was taking the piss.
    You must be able to work it in, I dare you!

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  • rd409
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    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    I thought the pc would land on the laughing smiley

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Sooooooooooo tempted to put that into my presentation. But I think it might undermine the message if they thought I was taking the piss.
    You definitely need a bit of humour in there - go for it.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Sooooooooooo tempted to put that into my presentation. But I think it might undermine the message if they thought I was taking the piss.

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  • mudskipper
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    One of my favourite programming stats:

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Shame Microsoft doesn't seem to employ any of them
    Originally posted by Mrs Gates' little boy
    “If you think you're a really good programmer… read (Knuth's) Art of Computer Programming… You should definitely send me a résumé if you can read the whole thing."

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by teclo View Post
    I like this quote from old Billy Gates:

    “A great lathe operator commands several times the wage of an average lathe operator, but a great writer of software code is worth 10,000 times the price of an average software writer.” –Bill Gates
    Shame Microsoft doesn't seem to employ any of them

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  • teclo
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    I like this quote from old Billy Gates:

    “A great lathe operator commands several times the wage of an average lathe operator, but a great writer of software code is worth 10,000 times the price of an average software writer.” –Bill Gates

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Fred Brooks in "The Mythical Man Month", if I remember correctly from my software engineering days - don't know what the productivity ratio was he mentioned.
    A great book.

    Joel Spolsky definitely talks about this too but I can't find which article.

    edit: http://www.joelonsoftware.com/articles/HighNotes.html
    Not the one I was thinking of but related.
    Last edited by d000hg; 5 December 2012, 11:34.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by LatteLiberal View Post
    A quote I read from Steve Jobs, he quoted a 25x increase in productivity in A programmers vs lesser mortals.
    Darn. I negged you a while back, and now I can't + rep you....

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  • NotAllThere
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    Perfect. You are a flippin' genius.

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  • LatteLiberal
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    A quote I read from Steve Jobs, he quoted a 25x increase in productivity in A programmers vs lesser mortals.

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