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Previously on "Lunch date with two lovely ladies :)"

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  • Old Hack
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Thanks for quoting BP, nice to know what dumbo is up to occasionally.
    My knees got fooked up by shagging on carpets, not praying. Kind of like it that way.

    Say hi to your imaginary friend for me.

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  • d000hg
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    Thanks for quoting BP, nice to know what dumbo is up to occasionally.

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  • Gibbon
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    FTFY

    Just trying to keep Christ in Christmas. I feel these days that the true meaning of Christmas is to spend loads of money and argue with relatives.....
    It's actually the Saturnalia until Christmas was forced on people, a time of great merrymaking and celebration hijacked by the church cos they couldn't stop it happening.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
    It's Christmas god botherer, I thought I'd make you feel less lonely at this emotional time of year. Besides, I still have to read your tripe, so feel the need to share.
    FTFY

    Just trying to keep Christ in Christmas. I feel these days that the true meaning of Christmas is to spend loads of money and argue with relatives.....

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  • FiveTimes
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    So how did it go Wilmslow ?

    Nice little threesome at lunch you must have smashed the back doors in

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  • darmstadt
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    Nothing like a spot of lunchtime polyamory followed by tiffin

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Why do I think hope this whole thing is going to end badly??!!
    FTFY,

    need the amusement.

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  • Old Hack
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Aww bless, OH is still insulting me even though he knows he's on my ignore list.
    It's Xmas god botherer, I thought I'd make you feel less lonely at this emotional time of year. Besides, I still have to read your tripe, so feel the need to share.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Bunk View Post
    He's a permie, better make it a month.
    Aww bless, OH is still insulting me even though he knows he's on my ignore list.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
    Calm down, you are assuming its all true. This is all just Wilmslow fantasy island stories. Walter Mitty would be cringing at him.
    Wilmslow has nothing on this guy John Giduck

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  • fullyautomatix
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Why do I think this whole thing is going to end badly??!!

    Calm down, you are assuming its all true. This is all just Wilmslow fantasy island stories. Walter Mitty would be cringing at him.

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  • Bunk
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    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
    Or offer them your first days pay for a couple of hours between the sheets and a bottle of Vodka. Unless you'ere d000hg or Old Greg, in that case, offer them your first 2 days money, possibly a weeks
    He's a permie, better make it a month.

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  • FiveTimes
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    I think you should rock up in your spinning clobber - cycling shorts and gym top

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
    He's having dinner with an agent; I thought that much was a gimmee
    That too!

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Because you are one of the ladies?

    Or because you met Wilmslow once?


    Nah, just 'cos his track record is

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