Pedestrian witicism help

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hyperD replied

22 November 2012, 14:25
Originally posted by stek View Post

Pavement wänker!!

"Bus wänkers!"

Homage to The Inbetweeners when a bus deliberately cut me up.
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stek replied

22 November 2012, 13:45
Pavement wänker!!
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d000hg replied

22 November 2012, 13:40
Dress like a chav, ride a BMX while listening to happy-hardcore on your phone speaker at full volume and people will get out of your way, fearful you'll mug them.
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Dallas replied

22 November 2012, 12:53
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

What pedestrians throw themselves under my wheels (usually a couple each way on my commute) I usual shout out "cretin HTH BIDI". But for some reason they either look at my like I'm mad or a spazza. Clearly they have not had the logic training I have had - but putting that aside, can anyone suggest something witty I can shout at them?

Thx

f@ckwit

2 Syllables, short, sharp and then you are gone
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Sausage Surprise replied

22 November 2012, 10:53
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

What pedestrians throw themselves under my wheels (usually a couple each way on my commute) I usual shout out "cretin HTH BIDI". But for some reason they either look at my like I'm mad or a spazza. Clearly they have not had the logic training I have had - but putting that aside, can anyone suggest something witty I can shout at them?

Thx

I wonder why.....
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Mich the Tester replied

22 November 2012, 10:53
Take some cheap specs with you and hand them out to pedestrians that don't look.
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Lockhouse replied

22 November 2012, 10:49
I have several stock phrases whilst cycling to work in London.

I normally use a rather loud and curt "Idiot!" for stupidity. However I also use a really sarcastic "Thank you" for letting people go who don't then acknowledge me or an ironic "I've got all day chum" for people dawdling.
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SimonMac replied

22 November 2012, 10:44
Mr Burns had the right idea
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BrilloPad replied

22 November 2012, 10:37
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Can't you fit an electrified mudguard on the front wheel which will fling them out of your path?

I suppose I could replace my front lamp with a taser.
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d000hg replied

22 November 2012, 10:36
Can't you fit an electrified mudguard on the front wheel which will fling them out of your path?
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BrilloPad started a topic Pedestrian witicism help

22 November 2012, 10:34
Pedestrian witicism help

What pedestrians throw themselves under my wheels (usually a couple each way on my commute) I usual shout out "cretin HTH BIDI". But for some reason they either look at my like I'm mad or a spazza. Clearly they have not had the logic training I have had - but putting that aside, can anyone suggest something witty I can shout at them?

Thx
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